Mall Brats

By Pickaxe

Mall Brats is an RPG podcast that’s like if Gangs of New York was a Saturday morning cartoon set in a magical 1980s mega mall. Countless kid gangs make their living in the mall pulling off schemes, se... more

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How many episodes does Mall Brats have?

The podcast currently has 37 episodes available.

Mall Brats episodes:

April 24, 2026 S02E13 - Killing Two Blades With One Dark
The Cool Treat Kids collect the final ingredient they need to create the fabled dankest of dark chocolates: Pinot Noir.
[Content Warning: Vampires, Old People, Barbeque Dads]

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Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Killing Two Blades With One Dark - show notes & transcript

Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:
Shawn O'Hara
Paul Oppers
Jessica Tai
Abdul Aziz

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1h 6min
March 25, 2026 S02E12 - Actions Speak Louder Than Blades
The Cool Treat Kids attempt to mend fences as they close in on the endgame of their scheme to stop the Wine Moms.

[Content Warning: Secrets, Clove Cigarettes, Diarrhea]
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Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU
Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Actions Speak Louder Than Blades - show notes & transcript

Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:
Shawn O'Hara
Paul Oppers
Jessica Tai
Abdul Aziz

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1h 29min
February 28, 2026 S02E11 - Jack of all Blades, Master of None
The cool treat kids unwind after their most recent job as any fantasy adventurer would, with a sweet glow in the dark party.
[Content Warning: Warm Beers, Flaming Hot Cheezos, Dance Competitions]
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Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com
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Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU
Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Jack of all Blades, Master of None - show notes & transcript

Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:
Shawn O'Hara
Paul Oppers
Jessica Tai
Abdul Aziz

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1h 6min
January 03, 2026 S02E10 - The Whole Nine Blades
In the thrilling conclusion to the Chocolate Factory Caper, the Cool Treat Kids learn what it truly means to Eat Pray Love.
[Content Warning: Potential Goat Murder, Rim Jobs, Seathane Wycc]
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Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com
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Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
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Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: The Whole Nine Blades - show notes & transcript

Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:
Shawn O'Hara
Paul Oppers
Jessica Tai
Abdul Aziz

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1h 20min
December 15, 2025 S02E09 - The Blade is Always Darker on the Other Side
The Cool Treat Kids and their new found ally Adric Swift penetrate deep into the chocolate factory...from the rear.
[Content Warning: Achillies, Prophecies, Drunk Borblos]
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Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com
Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore
Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore
Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU
Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: The Blade is Always Darker on the Other Side - show notes & transcript

Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:
Shawn O'Hara
Paul Oppers
Jessica Tai
Abdul Aziz

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1h 18min
November 19, 2025 S02E08 - A Watched Blade Never Darks
The Cool Treat kids prep for their excursion into the Chocolate Factory. More importantly though, they experience the wonders of a motel continental breakfast.

[Content Warning: Seathane, Fucking, Wyck]
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Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com
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Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore
Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU
Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: A Watched Blade Never Boils - show notes & transcript

Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:
Shawn O'Hara
Paul Oppers
Jessica Tai
Abdul Aziz

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1h 6min
November 05, 2025 S02E07 - The Squeaky Blade Gets The Dark
The Cool Treat Kids take the unprecedented step of leaving the mall and cross paths with a character ripped directly from Shawn's high school Dungeons and Dragons character notes.

[Content Warning: Horses, Wolves, Sunlight]
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Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com
Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore
Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore
Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU
Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: The Squeaky Blade Gets The Dark - show notes & transcript

Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:
Shawn O'Hara
Paul Oppers
Jessica Tai
Abdul Aziz

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1h 5min
October 14, 2025 S02E06 - The Blade is Mightier Than The Dark
The Cool Treat Kids spend their downtime recovering from their failure infiltrating Tina Durger's organization, and planning their next move in saving their home.

[Content Warning: Good Will Hunting Copyright Infringement, Barely Repressed Trauma, RATHGAR THE NIGHT BLADE]
Want more Mall Brats in your Life?
Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com
Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore
Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore
Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU
Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: The Blade is Mightier Than The Dark - show notes & transcript

Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:
Shawn O'Hara
Paul Oppers
Jessica Tai
Abdul Aziz

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1h 5min
September 27, 2025 S02E05 - Kids who Live in Candy Glass Houses Should Not Throw Blades
The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate Tina Durger's speakeasy, The Nog Hole, in a frantic effort to figure out what the fuck a condominium is.

[Content Warning: Pant Disguises, Daniel Day Lewis Plagiarism, Post Credits Scenes]
Want more Mall Brats in your Life?
Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com
Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore
Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore
Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU
Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Kids who Live in Candy Glass Houses Should Not Throw Blades - show notes & transcript

Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:
Shawn O'Hara
Paul Oppers
Jessica Tai
Abdul Aziz

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1h 12min
September 08, 2025 S02E04 - The Journey of a Thousand Blades Begins With a Single Dark
The Cool Treat Kids face the consequences of their vendetta against Kesserin Ropes and look to enlist the help of their friends in dealing with it.

[Content Warning: Papooses, Triple Dates, Fifth Wheels]

Want more Mall Brats in your Life?
Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com
Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore
Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore
Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU
Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: The Journey of a Thousand Blades Begins With a Single Dark - show notes & transcript

Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!

Cast:
Shawn O'Hara
Paul Oppers
Jessica Tai
Abdul Aziz

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54min

FAQs about Mall Brats:

How many episodes does Mall Brats have?

The podcast currently has 37 episodes available.

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