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Fourteen guys are coming to the draft party and we cannot agree on how many pizzas that is. The number goes 26, then 22, then 18, then somebody suggests scrapping pizza entirely for Publix fried chicken. Still no answer by the end.

Meanwhile Mike is in a neck brace he's worn for five days straight, earned by watching reels on the workout bike and checking his phone between bench press sets. He wore it to work, to a festival, and to Walgreens, where he saw Deion Sanders advertising adult diapers and fell to his knees.

Also: Dragon Con plans that end with all three of us painted blue, a draft gauntlet built around Malort shots and dizzy bat, a live phone call to the guy skipping it all for jiu-jitsu practice, Falcons preseason damage, whether Drake London is soft, Ty's Chicago report, a voicemail dedicated entirely to insulting one man's corgi, the case against Batman, and the fan base finally getting a name.

Hillbillies, welcome.

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We found out this week that all mammals make milk. All of them. Every single one. That turns into a full ranking of donkey, camel, dog, and pig milk, and that's how Episode 18 got its name.

Also on this one: Lewis Barbecue and a bill big enough to split into three meals. The Drake speed dating clip where a grown man gets asked to bark. A juggalo-themed fantasy football league with custom jerseys and battle raps. Gas station rhino pills. A Georgia Tech vs Colorado bet where the loser adopts the team all season. Cologne that smells like a Turkish man. The Bears fleeing to Indiana. A Helen Keller voicemail conspiracy. Mr. Cinnamon's Pokemon portfolio. Disney adults. And one man's claim to the longest butt crack in the world, backed by a phone call.

Dumb takes, real stories, zero filter.

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We lost an entire episode. An hour and forty-five minutes, gone. It's not the first and it wont be the last. So we put on bonnets, made a pitcher of Betty Whites, and did it again at brunch.Mike explains why he has never picked up his dog's poop and never will. We realize the movie Obsession is just Fairly OddParents. Someone catches Mike yelling for Spider-Man in his sleep. DeKalb County hits Mike with a $500 water bill and rejects the appeal letter he had AI write.Plus which podcasters are doing this on cocaine, the finger trick that stops a dog fight, Akron auctioning off their first drive, and a full football block: Colorado's eleven players under 5'9", Haynes King as Johnny Manziel with self control, and why Kyler Murray is about to eat this season alive.Then your questions, and a voicemail from a man in a bisexual throuple with a magician.Leave us one: speakpipe.com/manonahillpodMan on a Hill. No script. Just chaos.manonahillpod.com · @manonahillpod

JACK STRAND SAVES ATLANTA

Tua is hurt. Penix is hurt. Bijan's hurt. Cooper Rush is 32. The Falcons are a poverty franchise in freefall — but there's one man who can save the season, and his name is Jack Strand: fourth-string quarterback, D2 Heisman winner, six-foot-four, built like Tim Tebow. Jack, if you're hearing this, we'll carve you into Stone Mountain and get you in the laser show.

With Ty on vacation binging brisket recipes at St. Simon's, Mike and Riley hold down the fort and cover a truly insane amount of ground. Mike coins a term the dictionary's gonna steal in five years — "Claude Brain," for when you've outsourced your whole brain to AI. We break down why Alabama's entire personality is Florabama and Nick Saban running the state like Kim Jong-un in a straw hat, relive the great Toms-in-seventh-grade humiliation, and debate whether Augusta National is actually overrated.

Plus: are bangs the female mullet, the IKEA shake test, baptisms in natural bodies of water only, and the listener-submitted question we could not let go — do strippers poop at work?

Long list, zero filter, one host physically holding his pee the entire back half. If you like laid-back guy talk that dies on every hill, this is the one.

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A Frazier came for us in the comments and Mike wants the smoke.

Joe Frazier's son Derek showed up under the leg-washing video to tell us we stink, then brought up fighting, then deleted the comments. We screenshotted them. Episode starts there and never recovers.

Also inside: Mike's New Orleans bachelor party body count, a guy found asleep on the side of the road, an airport dress code manifesto, beignets slandered into the dirt, five kids all named Donnie, and Josh's insane theory that you make money selling a house for exactly what you paid for it.

Plus: we haven't been to the dentist since the Obama administration, and we need to talk about your pillows. DM us a picture of yours @manonahillpod.

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This week the small business is BACK and somehow more unhinged than ever.

Immediately we spiral into a heated debate about whether one of us is secretly a low-rent celebrity lookalike, then pivot into the real meat: bachelor party chaos. Mike breaks down his evolution into the guy who shows up naked in the hot tub, trolls the group chat into oblivion, and turns a hungover Waffle House breakfast for 16 dudes into a full-blown musical production with assigned roles and a soundtrack.

From there it's everywhere. Is Conor washed? Is Paddy the future? We settle the McGregor vs. a Paul brother economy, needle every Georgia fan we can find, and argue about hall passes like it's a real institution. Somewhere in here there's a 30-rack of Natty Light treated like a sacred mission, a defense of eating alone at Waffle House as the ultimate power move, and a genuinely wild story about a buddy who woke up from a month-long coma.

Dumb takes, real stories, zero filter. Come for the trolling, stay for the coma.

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Would You Eat A Pokémon? Magic City Takes & Atlanta Rabbit Holes with Mascot

We kicked things off with our first guest Mascot (@mascotdope) on Man on a Hill, then dove straight into Bonnaroo memories and camping setups before it spirals into lucid dreaming, conspiracy theories, strip club culture, church hot takes, wild food opinions, and those weird little habits people swear by. From there we debate if you actually wash your legs in the shower, whether you'd eat a Pokémon, if Magic City is really all that, and why every crazy internet rabbit hole somehow leads back to Atlanta.

Pure chaos, guy talk, and dying on every hill. If you like laid-back bro conversations with zero filter, this one’s for you.

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Racing The Freeze, Butt Pussy Texts & Fripp Island Bender

We kicked things off celebrating 50+ days of Man on a Hill with some new tech upgrades, then dove straight into Will racing The Freeze at the Braves game after pounding beers and a footlong hot dog (he gave him a real run). From there it spirals into the legendary butt pussy text Mike accidentally sent to Will’s dad, a spontaneous Fripp Island beach bender complete with golf carts, deer feeding, bad mussels, and hot shits, plus a wild Bonnaroo porta potty nightmare involving Subway wrappers.

We debate peeing in pools (Riley’s never done it), thermostat drama in New York, Bible verse tattoos that look like gay anniversaries, Jalen Milroe Super Bowl Champion hype, freshwater bass taste, cracked windshield vs cracked phone, and answer a listener question about what happens when the guy finishes first. Stick around to the end for the Boss Hawg prank call to The Freeze.

Pure chaos, guy talk, and dying on every hill. If you like laid-back bro conversations with zero filter, this one’s for you.

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Uncle Sam, Sushi Push Pops & Chick-fil-A

We kicked things off with Mike rocking the full Uncle Sam getup (that quickly turned into Colonel Sanders), celebrating 50 days of Man on a Hill, and upgrading our tech. From there it spirals into the absolute crime that is Subway’s new footlong hot dogs, a Hilton Head work conference full of day drinking and half-chub poolside moments, and the sushi push pop disaster that ended with soy sauce soaked underwear.

We debate old men with expensive cameras birdwatching, Justin & Hailey Bieber’s painfully out-of-touch vlogs, Whoa Vicky claiming Michael Jackson would slide in her DMs, the JP Morgan lady stealing a trash can (and looking like Parappa the Rapper), whether you take your balls out at the urinal, and the wild Phoebe app where feeders pay for fat girls’ meals.

Plus hot takes on Chick-fil-A falling off, Dress Like a Cow Day memories, the Dug Doug challenge, Flock cameras turning everything into a surveillance state, Taiwanese BBQ heart and neck skewers, and a Rick Ross sausage bit that had us dying.

Pure chaos, guy talk, and dying on every hill. If you like laid-back bro conversations with zero filter, this one’s for you.

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Episode 10 – World Cup Fat Camp & Boss Hog

The boys debate whether the World Cup is actually entertaining, discuss foreign fans discovering America's obsession with giant portions and late-night food, and imagine tourists leaving the U.S. 20 pounds heavier than when they arrived. Plus: Kool-Aid pineapple taste tests, a breakdown of internet sales gurus, childhood chore horror stories, and the debut of Mike's future WWE superstar alter ego, Boss Hog — featuring signature moves like the Pork Belly Blast and Sausage Smash.
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