Yeah, the douchebags are talking about politics in this episode. But remember, whichever way you happen to swing, you can still be a man!

This week we talk about something a lot of men fear: kids. We actually love kids on this show. Some would say too much. And this episode isn't helping things. :-)

Greetings, gents. Today we have a second Karen Straughan interview made specially for you straight out of the oven. I'm very happy with the audio on this one. We discuss matters of transgenderism, gamer gate, and what exactly soy does if it is a major part of your diet. Spoiler Alert: Soy sucks.

Today's episode Pound gets serious with Karen Straughan about anti-feminism. Unfortunately due to scheduling difficulties Chuck couldn't make it, but we look forward to Karen coming back and Chuck being there to pitch her questions. I apologize for the audio. We are still working out all the kinks involved with recording calls and yes this all would absolutely go better with an audio engineer and some equipment. I know. We've still got zero budget.

Also, this is a replacement of the original post I put up yesterday because I hadn't realized in putting that audio up that my side of the conversation was unrecorded. With this version you get me in extra special echo. You're welcome and I'm sorry. This shit is a lot easier when it's just Chuck and I because that's just two douchebags yelling into one microphone. That could've been the name of the show actually, Two Douchebags One Mic.

In this all-important episode Pound ver Magnuson takes you into the game of love that everybody is forced to play whether they like it or not. And even more importantly, Pound comes back from Mount Sinai to reveal the Ten ComMANdments that every man should live by and to introduce the concept of AMENdments which can be added as lesser rules by guests and all.

Sometimes you just gotta be a pussy. There is no other way. Let's hear it for the pussies! Oh, by the way, we've got special guest Asterios Kokkinos on this program helping out by playing a creepy Patriarchy tech support specialist.

Unfortunately our recording of his voice was horrible at this point. This was our first episode with a guest and I was frantic to learn how to record calls on Skype. In the end, I only figured out how to pick up one end of the conversation with Pamela for Skype software so Asterios's voice is being picked up by ambient sound from the speakers. I really apologize for the audio flub on this one, but we've at least fixed up a gerry-rigged solution by using Audacity at the same time as Pamela for Skype to record everything. You can hear improved audio in our second episode recorded with Marni, Your Personal Wing Girl.

Other than that you're just going to have to make do with this. And on an unrelated note, we need an audio engineer. If you're in the greater Seattle area and you make sound sound fucking awesome then drop us a line.

Pound is feeling a little random at this point, but we've got a good hot take for you comparing women to dogs. I don't want to give too much away but the dogs compare favorably to women. In case it's not clear enough, we recommend you get a dog over getting a girlfriend. It's just too much work trying to get the sex you want without the personality you don't want!

Also, Pound's got some hot advice for black people on how to deal with cops since so many (only males) seem to have a problem with getting shot by them. Pound also extols the virtues of complaining. Just be careful not to complain too much fellas, or you'll turn into women who, the point can't be made enough, haven't done anything worth achieving ever. Also, there are a few things you WISH you could do while you were blacked out other than trash the bedroom and take a dump in the living room. Pound just might have the solution to gaining that Nobel Prize... on beer!

Taking a break from making jokes at women's expense all the time, the douchebags bring Marni back on the show because Chuck needs to figure out how to find the woman of his dreams. Hey, just because you hate women, doesn't mean that you shouldn't try to date 'em. Hell, that's actually the best reason to be dating them!

The douchebags are here to give you examples of the dragon. Follow these examples. Wax on, wax off. Dragon kick!

In this episode we discuss the all-important topic of cock blocking and how really the entire universe is set up in a scheme to cock block you. We talk about being creepy, what's the difference between transsexual and transracial, and flipping shit around on women.