Can a multinational corporation be socialist if the CEO really, really wants it to be? (No.)

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Mandatory Redistribution Party is created and produced by Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. Our title theme was created by Ella Jean.

Have you ever actually seen a cow? Have you touched its hot flank with your weak city hands? When you mind-conjure the countryside are you remembering a pastoral painting of a wide sheep, or do you imagine a hedgepunk dystopia of privatised slurry vats and forbidden slaughter fields?

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Mandatory Redistribution Party is created and produced by Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. Our title theme was created by Ella Jean.

The NHS is poorly. We place an ice-cold stethoscope against the chest of the health service and what do we hear? Exhausted staff fuelled by red bull and bitterness. Money tumbles through its body like a Blackpool coin pusher, landing in the gaping maw of a private equity-owned foot scrape clinic. A man with a pitchfork through his head being told to lose weight. Diagnosis: It’s wrecked.

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Mandatory Redistribution Party is created and produced by Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. Our title theme was created by Ella Jean with additional music from Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans.

This episode contains interviews with Student Nurse Josie Stripe, Occupational Therapist Erin Cullen and a student nurse and senior sister who chose to remain anonymous.

At the heart of the UK, is a gaping psychosocial hole that is booze-brimmed to burst. How did alcohol become Britain’s one hobby? 

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Mandatory Redistribution Party is created and produced by Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. Our title theme was created by Ella Jean, this episode contains an excerpt of John Blow’s Amphion Angelicus with additional music from Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. William Malmesbury was voiced by Jordan Leith.

Was, listen, was feudalism a laugh?

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Mandatory Redistribution Party is created and produced by Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. Our title theme was created by Ella Jean with additional music from Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans.

Consumers! Do you love to select? Or do you clink the bars of your multiple choice decision prison? Picture this: you need a cone of chips to feed your dog, eight nearby are a scam and one sells poison. The only person who can help you? The kind of person willing to review a chippy online.

Is this any way to live? How would you rate it out of 5?

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Mandatory Redistribution Party is created and produced by Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. Our title theme was created by Ella Jean with additional music from Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans.

Earth’s cities are a car accident. Where we live, eat, sleep and even dream is criss-crossed with tarmaced arteries for high speed air-conditioned impact oblongs. The 15 minute city, an attempt to design spaces safe for soft bodied pedestrians has been met with the revving of a big engine. We ask: what’s wrong with a little horse?

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Mandatory Redistribution Party is created and produced by Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. Our title theme was created by Ella Jean with additional music from Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans.

Keir Starmer is the most boring man I hate. We burrow into the grotty history of Labour leader Sir Keir Rodney “Keith” Starmer KCB KB and the many purported uses of blu tack.

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Mandatory Redistribution Party is created and produced by Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. Our title theme was created by Ella Jean with additional music from Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans.

Star Trek: The Next Generation is the worst thing we love. Telly’s chonkiest sci-fi depicts a utopian future of diverse philosopher kings discussing inalienable rights in the vacuum of space. So why then please does my space communist comfort zone attract fascists and cops? 

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Mandatory Redistribution Party is created and produced by Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. Our title theme was created by Ella Jean with additional music including John Philip Sousa’s Dwellers Of The Western World recorded by the United States Marine Band in 2010.

What you got there? Is it an idea? Hope you’ve got muscular solicitors, because all of Earth’s ideas now belong to five guys (not the burger chain). We dredge the ongoing class struggle over the means of artistic production: the human imagination.

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Mandatory Redistribution Party is created and produced by Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. Our title theme was created by Ella Jean, this episode also features the tracks “Ragout” and “Demon Funder” by our guest Rrrrrose Azerty. Find out more about Rrrrrose and her music at https://loyaltyfreakmusic.com.