Also: Race Science!

He put on the big boy pants and strongarmed Netanyahu to stop pummeling the Gaza strip. Is Trump the mahdi?

Trump is speedrunning. Greenland, Panama Canal, Canada, Tik Tok. 

We are joined by Anand to delve into the H1-B controversy--go see him perform live at Sleepwalk Cafe in Brooklyn 1/16!

Syria has fallen, the world is chaos, and we offer our predictions--it's really fun!

We discuss Pranav's extreme regimens and the spciy hot inuted healthcare ceo assassin (no HMO) Luigi Mangione.

Vanessa tells us the inner workings at SNL--the meanest and nicest celebrities, alienating Justin Timberlake, aloof Lizzo, and more!

Kasih (Patel) is King, America is officially Hindu.

Our hilarious buddy and cutie pie Harshil tells us all about his career with Penn Masala--the addictions, sordid affairs, violent in-fighting. Hahaha JK it was mad chill. He also tells us about a time Usama challenged a Penn Masala singer to a contest and tried to mog him at UT Austin.

Indians have finally assimilated into America! The ketamine queen of Hollywood, jasveen Sangha, is a late-bloomer who found her true calling (providing Matthew Perry a fatal dose of Ketamine?!)