Carla speaking Mandarin was the strangest moment of the week until it turned out that Kirk can also speak Mandarin, Michelle takes a football to the boobs and decides she definitely doesn’t want to have a baby. Elsewhere, Evelyn is back and ends up paying off her debt at the garage by polishing windows with knickers that don’t belong to the mother of twins, and Eileen tempts fate by dating another builder. Meanwhile, Lolly goes psycho, Mary’s planning a one-woman show, Gary is so angry he can’t eat his beans on toast, and Nick would rather employ Stevie Wonder. If you want to pull a Robert and blame us for everything, feel free to send us a notice of complaint that we shall delete upon receipt. For all other correspondence, we’re @corriepodcast on Facebook and Twitter, we’re [email protected] on email and we have a fancy dancy blog at thetalkofthestreetpodcast.wordpress.com.