Sassy's second birthday coincides with prom, and this issue is on it, showing you how to get ready (with...a bodybuilding magazine?) and one ad full of Merry Go Round's weirdest dresses. There's also a great spread on Audrey Hepburn as a fashion muse, and a weird spread on environmentally conscious fashion that doesn't quite think things through. We're also learning which natural beauty products passed Sassy editors' testing, what Climax Springs is, and how friggin' many soap stars had their own 900 numbers in this era. Put on your most diaphanous sleeves and get into it!

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🎧 It Is March 1990

🎧 Fashion Feature: Get Ready

🎧 Fashion Feature: Being Audrey

🎧 Fashion Feature: Kinder, Gentler Clothes

🎧 Fashion Feature: This Model Tells You All The Gory Details

🎧 Worn Out

🎧 What Next: Tie It On

🎧 We Try It

🎧 About Face

🎧 Sassy Ads

🎧 Diary: The Three Men Of Sassy

🎧 Say What

🎧 Inside Out

🎧 Goodbye For Now

🎧 Zits And Stuff

⚠️ Inline notes below may be truncated due to podcast feed character limits. Full notes are always on the episode page.

👘 Oscar De La Renta strapless organza-jacquard gown on TheOutnet.com

🎗️ Hermès Paris ribbon on VintagePassementerie

💐 Ribbonflowers on Etsy

💝 Dior ribbon on Etsy

🥖 Chanel ribbon on Etsy

🧴 "Kiehl's Cosmetics Company Bought by France's L'Oréal" on NYTimes.com

🪮 Mason Pearson

💆🏻‍♀️ Mason Pearson round brush review at HairEveryday.com

🧈 Yassi's Butta

💇🏻‍♀️ "The Foolproof Way To Trim Your Split Ends At Home" on The Zoe Report

🧋 Tara's Rhea Perlman appreciation post at Cracked

✊ WGA Contract 2023