It’s one of those event weeks on Corrie, and in one of the worst kept secrets, something falls on something and the something it falls on winds up being the something you assumed it was going to be ages ago. Beth’s early morning rendition of Edge of Glory in the factory is enough to wake up Gail, but not Gary. A coked-up Natalie is back on the scene taking selfies with Audrey while her hair is inadequately cut and then looking to play table football with Nick for her future. The real reasons for Kate’s jump suit are finally revealed, and Ken does his best to drive Peter to Southampton with a topless mermaid on the back seat, and a packet of mints in his pocket. Oh, and does that roof look safe to you? Okay, if there are any special words you’d like to leave us then you are more than welcome to do so but if you’re going to back mouth the show then please try to do so in a way that is at least partly entertaining which means not saying how crap something is every week for two months. Here’s how you can do that. On email we’re [email protected], we’re @corriepodcast on Facebook and Twitter, and this week’s episodes may be enough to coax me to write some thoughts on our blog over at thetalkofthestreetpodcast.wordpress.com.