MARCH MADMEN

It's award season again! The next four F13 films close the book on the Paramount era and venture in increasingly weird directions. We hit the highlights and lowlights from Parts V through VIII, from belt-tightening to the bouncing head.

It's award season again! The next four F13 films close the book on the Paramount era and venture in increasingly weird directions. We hit the highlights and lowlights from Parts V through VIII, from belt-tightening to the bouncing head.

This one is such a classic in the "So bad it's good" department, we had to do another episode about it. More on Jason the Tourist in Times Square, Uncle Charles' Swim School, and the most unrealistic depictions of New Yawk and heroin addicts ever put to screen. It's more fun than a barrel-full of drowned rats!

This one is such a classic in the "So bad it's good" department, we had to do another episode about it. More on Jason the Tourist in Times Square, Uncle Charles' Swim School, and the most unrealistic depictions of New Yawk and heroin addicts ever put to screen. It's more fun than a barrel-full of drowned rats!

Jason's harbor cruise in New York features absurd characters, goofy kills and cheese galore. Beyond that, it's brilliant. The boys break it all down for ya! We've got Aquatic Jasons, "You Can't Do That on Television" slime and lots of squelching. In fact, there's so much to talk about we had to make this a Double Episode Edition!

Jason's harbor cruise in New York features absurd characters, goofy kills and cheese galore. Beyond that, it's brilliant. The boys break it all down for ya! We've got Aquatic Jasons, "You Can't Do That on Television" slime and lots of squelching. In fact, there's so much to talk about we had to make this a Double Episode Edition!

The one with the psychic girl! This time Jason meets his match. Just not in a dating kinda way… We count tent spikes and pose questions like, "Just how many bodies are at the bottom of Crystal Lake? If Jason were driving a car near there, would it break down like everyone else's?" It's an epic show!

The one with the psychic girl! This time Jason meets his match. Just not in a dating kinda way… We count tent spikes and pose questions like, "Just how many bodies are at the bottom of Crystal Lake? If Jason were driving a car near there, would it break down like everyone else's?" It's an epic show!

"Jason Lives" ("Walks Again" would be more accurate) and we're glad to have him back! In this one, an eerily patient Jason discovers teleportation. How much blame should Tommy take for the dark miracle of Jason's resurrection? Is the movie even trying to be scary, or is it just a thrill-ride? We've got answers.

"Jason Lives" ("Walks Again" would be more accurate) and we're glad to have him back! In this one, an eerily patient Jason discovers teleportation. How much blame should Tommy take for the dark miracle of Jason's resurrection? Is the movie even trying to be scary, or is it just a thrill-ride? We've got answers.