MARCH MADMEN

Let's dance with the ugly stepsister of the franchise, "Part V: A New Beginning" or "The One with the Ambulance Driver." We've got a rubber spider, bad enchiladas and one extremely sweet set of ta-tas. Are there conceptual intrigues here, buried beneath the body count? Do you think in wintertime Jason hibernates with the bears?

Let's dance with the ugly stepsister of the franchise, "Part V: A New Beginning" or "The One with the Ambulance Driver." We've got a rubber spider, bad enchiladas and one extremely sweet set of ta-tas. Are there conceptual intrigues here, buried beneath the body count? Do you think in wintertime Jason hibernates with the bears?

Just what you needed -- another awards show! The guys give out accolades to the most deserving aspects of Friday the 13th and the first three sequels. Categories include Funniest Line, Hottest Girl and of course, Best Kill!

Another deep dive into the terrifying world of Friday the 13th! It's the end of the "core four" and the final flight of Gordon the Golden Retriever. Among other things, we contemplate the undulating bottoms in '80s exercise videos and wonder if Jason could beat a bear (yes).

In what is ironically a more one-dimensional movie than its predecessors, Jason goes 3-D on y'all in this studio campfest! Your hosts also discuss a particular piece of hockey equipment and its hapless original owner, "duck scares" and why blacking out is the best way to survive a Jason attack.

We eagerly accept another helping of Friday the 13th

filmage with the seminal second one, which features a lanky, bag-headed Jason

trotting around with a pitchfork. Topics include tasteful “semi”-frontals,

Jason’s violent introduction to the concept of death, and why it’s a good thing

Muffin the Dog didn’t have Aunt Flo in town.

We start our tour of the Friday franchise (not the Ice Cube one) at the beginning (not the New Beginning). Pamela and Part 1 provide plenty of burning questions about the film (not The Burning). Was Jason Voorhees dead all along? Is this really more like J Horror and Blair Witch than Halloween? Other topics include scary camping stories, the Final Girl's tomboy haircut, servin' the Bacon, and homicidal griffins.