On this episode, Mark and Neanderpaul discuss changes made to the Crayon, try to judge whose to blame in an accident between an UBER driverless car vs. a female driver, poke fun at the Dumbass of the Day, find the results of the Final Four of Craziest March Madness Names, and reminisce about the "garage days".

On this episode, Mark and Neanderpaul discuss smashing windows to save lives, the culinary craft that is Ballpark Food, Bob Dylan finally accepting his Noble Prize for Literature, wine bottles that don't drip, results of the Elite 8 March Madness Craziest Names, and take a Timeout for Spanish.

On this episode, Mark and Neanderpaul show enthusiasm for the Phoenix Pride Festival, discuss Italy's decision to give women menstrual leave, speak to Listeners about grammatical punctuation, dish out hiking advice to snowbirds, and continue to rank the Elite 8 of March Madness Names.

On this episode, Mark and Neanderpaul talk Sports, share the story of a Mom who robbed a bank with a note, take us all to Middle School, and a Timeout for Spanish, catch a suspect at Bearizona, tell us about the Dumbass of the Day, continue to rank Elite 8 of Names, and squash a Sasquatch story.

On this episode, Mark and Neanderpaul take us back to Middle School, have a discussion on correct Heimlich protocol, talk about Decent Airline Dress Codes, visit Jim Justice and Blue Ball Rd., while revisiting a "Simpler Time" with Fake Facts, and March Madness Crazy Names.

On this episode, Mark and Neanderpaul talk March Madness, open up Middle School, and take requests for Traditional Irish songs covered by your favorite green Muppet, and a boy from Southpark, Colorado, and many more Irish stereotypes, ...uh, Limericks.

On this episode, Mark and Neanderpaul test listeners' Middle School knowledge, take Timeout for Spanish with a 12-year old, discuss the pro's and con's of the new McDonald's mobile app, and introduce some interesting names of NCAA Basketball Players.

On this episode, Mark and Neanderpaul delve into the local sport of Scorpion hunting, discussing preferred methods of dispatching said beasts, introducing Driving School for Drug Mules, and naming their favorite Classic Rock Douche Bags.

On this episode, Mark and Neanderpaul discuss Trump tower getting egged, turning Tempe Town Lake into a public bath, play a rousing game of "Fishburne or Jackson" and ponder what Stenographers really do.

On this episode, Mark and Neanderpaul speak to a local man who saved his neighbors from a fire, take calls from listeners trying to prove that they are "smarter" than the Dumbass of the Day, and we've completely run out of Fake Facts!