We finally finish the trilogy more anticipated than the long-awaited Mean Girls 3. 

Also doing this one early and not the day before because I'm getting my Second Dose of the Vaccine. 

Please get your Vaccine people. 

Be well. 

Welcome to the not secret, secret podcast. 

New guest! Massó not Masson. 

And I keep ranting on Stand Up Specials on Netflix. You're welcome. 

Just a couple of white dudes talking about white dude stuff I guess. 

Hey, wanna be on the podcast? Send it to my email at [email protected]. 

Hey, wanna share the podcast with your friends? I'll allow it. This secret has lost its integrity long ago. 

Thanks for being here. 

New week, new guest, and hopefully new viewers? Doubt the last part but the first two are true. 

Petey gives a lovely insight into what moving away to a new city means to him. I really enjoy it and makes me think about my move to Portland super heavily. 

Fuck making new friends at 27. 

Oh and that photo is with the band American Authors who had that one song on all those commericals. 

Oh, you're in for a treat. This super-duper special Friday episode features your three favorite guests. That's right, it's Markie followed by Markie and you guessed it, Markie to finish it off strong. 

In case you wanted your weekend to start off pretty questionably bad please don't listen to this. 

Cause it's like a secret... you're not supposed to even be here. 

Hello!

First up is bad podcasting by yours truly and then something completely different but pretty dope from a new guest. 

Madala's stuff I said I would plug. 

Insta - @dalacold

Founder & CEO of getkozen.com

Check out his work. He's an incredible dude. 

Alright, I lied. Kyle came back with a vengeance. 

But it's nothing compared to how my mother came back...

Please join the pod. We are not very picky. Yeah, even you. You have an iPhone... no excuses. My mother doesn't even have an iPhone and she's submitting podcasts. How dumb do you look right now? So dumb. 

Welcome back to the Bobby and Markie Podcast! 

I've been drinking and I really just wanna make some bad joke but I know I should try to be more professional. 

If you'd like to be on the podcast please let me know. I would love to have more guests and anyone who is interested to be involved! 

Ex-girlfriends, fringe friends, and random dudes I've met once playing soccer are all welcome! There I got my shitty joke in, kinda. Those people are very welcome actually. 

Thank you for listening. Or at least reading this and deciding that this isn't for you. I don't blame you. My creative genius is only for the refined palette. 

Auf Wiedersehen!

Welcome back to the Markie and Bobby Podcast. 

Kyle has not been on the podcast lately. And I will tell you why. Kyle has travelled deep deep into the woods and forged himself a cabin made entirely out of his own will and probably wood to write his, even more secret than this podcast, script. When he emerges he won't talk about his travels or adventures but his moustache will say more than his words could ever. 

Thanks for listening! I appreciate each and every one of you!

Talking about fun silly things but also sometimes get a little deep. But not too deep. 

This one has Doa and I absolutely adore his podcast. Not just cause he talks about me a bit. 

Thanks for listening to this podcast. Seriously.