Hey, how are ya... 

Yeah, it's going pretty well for me too. 

Thanks for asking, friend, it means a lot. 

Welcome to the 79th First Episode of the Secret Podcast!!! 

Glad you came and if you want to hear more well there isn't really much else to say... 

Oh, also we have an Instagram now. The future is wild. 

Um so Kyle is back... wasn't really expecting this... feel kinda silly right now. 

Give me your podcasts. Or I'll take my Kyle away. 

You've been warned. 

No not the USWNT who famously beat Thailand 13-0 a couple of years ago. Which was also an instant classic for a much different reason. 

Bobby is back and Kyle is still off on his mission trip to Gary, Indiana. 

XOXO

Love, Markie

Go watch Inside by Bo Burnham. I plan on talking about it soon and would rather not have the steep drop-off in listening duration like I did with my Falcon and Winter Soldier episode. 

Also, give me your 5 min segments. You can do it. I believe in you. 

Have a good weekend, you nerds. 

On this episode of the Secret Podcast, we get into the deep dark secret of what happens when the lights go off and your night light is broken. 

Also please submit me more podcasts. 

Thank you. 

I blame this episode entirely on you all. And my parents for raising me this way. 

Submit Podcasts to me at 248.662.6261. Or call me a nerd via text. 

Goodbye. 

I talk. Whatever that part is irrelevant. This podcast has Bradley back on the podcast with a special one. 

He not only talks about his music, but he was also nice enough to give me the song he mentions for the end of the podcast. 

Take a listen. This one is a treat. 

Thanks for being here, friends! 

Chop goes for the old two in a row. Breaking Kyle's longest streak of 1.5 episodes in a row.

Go follow and enjoy Alex's stuff here. 

alexchopjian.com

https://www.instagram.com/alexchopjian/

Have a great weekend, nerds. 

Two new guests!!! One episode!!!

Super special guest Alex Chopjian joins the pod. And also some dumpy stinky loser... 

Check out Alex's shit. It's fucking bonkers good.

alexchopjian.com

https://www.instagram.com/alexchopjian/

Yes, that is a terrible photo of both Chop and me. The tradition is back.