Hey friends,

I'm feeling more motivated to make better podcasts. 

I still want your podcasts but I'm gonna put in some of the work. I've been relying on you fools for help... and you have proved to be unreliable. 

Love you all, 

Markie

Welcome back to the podcast! 

Thanks for being here! Today my Aunt talks about an encounter with a famous person. Mine is titled after a famous person but does not pertain to anything to do with Apple. 

Thanks, again and remember to submit your podcasts!

Thanks,

Markie

Thanks so much to everyone for reacting and sending me messages to my last episode description! 

Just kidding... you are all my enemies. 

You should all be careful. You're taking these for granted.

Send me your music suggestions, please. 

Or respond to this. Does anyone even read these? I doubt it. Am I going crazy again on the descriptions within podcasts?

Thanks for being here! 

Don't worry I have returned. Kyle has been banned from the podcast yet again. 

This time is I think it's the most personal of all. I have replaced him with a new Kyle. 

Hello. I mean bye. 

Kyle stops. Eventually, after he finishes his podcast. 

Don't worry dorks, I'll be back on Monday. Don't get too excited. 

Give me your pods you cowards! 

Kyle continues...

Submit me podcasts, you cowards. I'm sick of being nice to you. 

Actually living up to the name on the podcast. 

It's the Kyle Podcast now lads. 

Finally, all your dreams have come true. I won't be on the podcast all week. Gave you all a taste of it yesterday. Silence. That's what you're getting. 

But I guess you're reading this which is kinda like hearing me speak but you get to use that fake voice you do in your head to simulate my voice. Probably an improvement kinda. 

Anyways, how was your weekend? Tell me about it via a 5 min or more little voice segment. Text that pod to me at 248.662.6261.

BYE

Go listen to Bo Burnham's Inside

If this song (it's a link click it) doesn't convince you that you need to watch it then I don't know, go fuck yourself I guess. 

Then after you fuck yourself follow us on Instagram (also a link).