We did it. No one thought we could because no one thinks about us much anyways. But we proved all the haters wrong. 

100 Episodes. Here's to 100 more and to all the guests that have come on.

Thank you!

I'm a little tipsy. Please excuse me. But please be very kind towards our guests. 

Bobby and Plantz really give it everything they have here. Much applause, go team. 

Have a great weekend. I love you all. 

Remember when I was saying that people are back! Well, guests are back! 

Kyle launches his campaign for City Council with his controversial stance. 

Marissa takes on TikTok. 

This is one is quality. Probably because I am barely on it. 

Wu is back. The podcast is back. I'm back too. 

We're all back. In fact, you're back too. 

This is probably my most serious podcast. I get real. 

Please give me your podcasts. I want them and you have them. 

Cheers,

Markie

I've decided to quit my job as a designer and editor. I think this is the right career move. 

In this episode, I speak at length about why I made this decision and what my future contains. 

I've very excited! I already ordered overalls! Is that what mechanics wear? 

Please forgive me for the lying in the last episode. I think I have earned back your trust at this point. 

Bobby and I talk about some stuff and then the episode ends. But it doesn't have to. You can listen to all the episodes because we know you haven't yet. 

Talk shit about me at 248.662.6261. I dare you. I fucking dare you. You nerd. I'm sorry. 

Yeah, so I fucking lied in this one. 

I said I was using my microphone when in fact I was using my computer's microphone. So I guess I didn't lie.Felt like a lie. 

Give me your suggestions or podcasts at 248.662.6261. 

Thank you. 

Kyle comes back with a vengeance. I really wasn't expecting him to be this upset. Also, ignore the dates he mentioned he's being a silly goose. 

Also, it got to 116 degrees today in Portland. Where I live, currently. So this podcast kinda slipped my mind (hence why I wasn't on it), much like it slipping everyone's minds who once gave it a shot and listened to it. 

Anyways thanks for fucking nothing. 

Kyle is back! Not that Kyle but a different one. 

All Kyles are created equally. Secret Podcast does not discriminate against poorly named individuals. 

Thank you and please send me your podcasts. I'm a desperate, sad, overrated man.