Married, Divorced & Dating

This week, Carl reckons he might have the solution to getting Rachel a boyfriend! Heard of the TikTok trend vabbing? 

Carl is convinced if Rach would just finger herself on a night out, she may be able to snatch up a man! 

Our guest this week & friend of the show, Sophie Nathan, yarns to us about how some guys react her cute little half finger. 

Finally, Rach gets to spin the game show onto Carl and preps him for his upcoming childbirth as we play Pain Or Pleasure! 

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Happy loving 

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Ever stopped to think about the best sex you've had? 

After a standard conversation with Rach, she’s reminded of an incredible night she had in Sydney! So we open the question, what's the best sex you’ve ever had??

Hear Carl and Rachel’s times in this episode! 

Plus, we are joined by the wonderful Emma from our new ‘Friend with Benefits’ Partner, Adult Toy Megastore!

Emma is a sex toy expert and sex educator, sharing with us some great tips and tricks & some of her favourite intro toys, if your new to the toy game. 

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Who knew that having your partner date your best friend would become a trend on this podcast?! Not us, and I’m not entirely sure we are here for it! 

Last week we heard from Tyler about this happening and this week the hectic topic continues as we hear from Katie Flood all about her love life below deck, and how her boyfriend left her for her best friend! Come on the journey as Katie goes through all of the emotions and hear how it has made her a stronger, and happier person today.

Then here's a first! Rach goes on a date and brings the poor guy straight into the studio afterwards! How could this possibly go wrong?! Hahahaha Let us know what part you enjoyed most - him not usually liking older ladies (like Rach) or when she opens up about her future of wanting kids.

What a rollercoaster! 

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Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again…

Go on, treat yourself.

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WeDon’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway.

Full sotry from Ep#15

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WOW this week's episode goes from bad to worse when it comes to dating scenarios! 

But first, what do we all think of Rachel starting a Kick Starter for a new set of tits?! Would you trade a donation for a tit pic?! Carl has named it the TITSTARTER ** COPYRIGHT (lol)

We then have our good friend Tyler back on to talk about a situation he was in which ended with him losing his best friend, and his girlfriend! A great listen if you want to learn from Tyler's mistake! Hear all the red flags you should avoid if in a relationship! 

And then we finally get to catch up with Tracey and Eugene from episode #36 and #37 to see where their romance has blossomed to since they met in studio! Can guarantee this is worth the listen! Both Carl and Rachel were left on the ends of their seats and super clammy after this chat! 

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Carl just bowls straight into it with his theory about what side of the bed you should put your one-night stand & their hand on. It’s out there, but it kind of makes sense.

Rach finally lets us in on her 'friends with benefits' situation she has going on & why she should just go back to him instead of dealing with the lucky dip of shit sex you’ll get out & about these days.

Sometimes it's better the devil you know.

Clint Randell is back to tell us a hilarious story & the reason why his wife has said 'no sex in public ever again'!

After that we find out what Tracy & Eugene really thought of each other after their first meeting. 

Oh & Rachel got real flashy and flashed her tits at the camera a bunch of times. 

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This is the full first meeting of Tracy & Eugene the Scottsman we found for her. 

Listen in as a fly on the wall.

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Here we go ripping straight into another week of wild yarns!

Why has Rachel been told to turn her Instagram on private? 

Listen to Carl gush over his beautiful wife (honestly, major couple goals) 

Our guest this week, Masha, tells a great story about a time she really messed up messaging the wrong person while on a date with someone she is ‘sexually seeing’

You can put the pieces together and feel the penny drop! 

Then after weeks of hunting down a Scottsman for our friend Tracey, we have finally pulled through and have them both in the studio to meet for the first time! 

Be a fly on the wall as Tracey and Eugene get to know each other a little bit, Carl and Rachel awkwardly join in the chats and get super smug about their pairing.

Was there chemistry? Will there be a proper first date? What's Tracey's preferred size? Did the red flags come out during the first meeting? Do we need to find another Scottsman?

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