Tottenham haven’t scored a Premier League goal. Everton haven’t lost a Premier League game.

So why do we think Spurs can win this?

In this Tottenham vs Everton preview, Ross and Amy look at why Roberto De Zerbi’s side could finally get their season moving, where Everton are vulnerable, the biggest threats in David Moyes’ team, and the selection decisions that could finally make Tottenham click in attack.

We discuss Marmoush and Solanke together, why Sávio has to start, whether Kudus is ready, how much Spurs are missing James Maddison, Kulusevski returning to training, and the midfield problem of Tonali, Bentancur and Fernandes competing for two places.

Everton are unbeaten. Spurs are still looking for their first league goal and first win.

This isn’t so much of a match preview as an exercise in manifestation.

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Who should start against Everton — and do Spurs finally score?

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What are the things you would NEVER hear a Tottenham fan say? 😂 Ross and Amy go head-to-head in SAID NO SPURS FAN EVER — our new Spurs comedy game.

Five rounds. Five lines each. One winner.

“I feel really relaxed watching Spurs.”

“I haven’t thought about Harry Kane in ages.”

“Arsenal must look at Tottenham and think: why can’t we be more like them?”

“De Zerbi looks incredibly calm on the touchline.”

“It’s only Chelsea away…”

Yeah. Said no Spurs fan ever.

Ross and Amy turn the pain, paranoia and emotional damage of supporting Tottenham Hotspur into a penalty-shootout-style comedy game — and somehow have to agree who wins each round.

PLAY ALONG: What’s the one sentence you could NEVER imagine another Tottenham supporter saying? Put yours in the comments. We’ll pick our favourites for the next game.

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Tottenham are 17th. One point. Zero goals. And somehow, after just three Premier League games, people are already talking about a RELEGATION BATTLE.

We’re not buying it.

Ross and Amy give FIVE reasons why Spurs are NOT getting relegated this season — from the teams already looking far worse than Tottenham, to the ridiculous amount of talent Roberto De Zerbi has at his disposal.

We look at Coventry, Ipswich, Fulham, Crystal Palace, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, Everton and the surprise start from Hull — and ask the question that actually matters:

Are there really three Premier League teams worse than Spurs?

Then there’s the £300m+ squad, De Zerbi still figuring out his best XI, January reinforcements, the possibility of changing course if things go badly… and one simple fact:

For Tottenham to actually get relegated, an extraordinary number of things would have to go wrong.

And yes, we know. Never ask Tottenham: “How much worse can it get?”

They take that as a challenge.

CHAPTERS

1️⃣ THERE ARE THREE TEAMS DEFINITELY WORSE THAN SPURS

The relegation board — Coventry, Ipswich, Fulham and the clubs who could unexpectedly get dragged into trouble.

2️⃣ THIS SQUAD IS RIDICULOUSLY OVERQUALIFIED

Tonali. Sávio. Marmoush. Kudus. Solanke. Van de Ven. Porro. Udogie. Mateus Fernandes. Gallagher. This is not one of the Premier League’s three worst squads.

3️⃣ THIS IS PROBABLY SPURS AT THEIR WORST

Three games into a rebuild is not the same thing as 38 games of relegation form.

4️⃣ SPURS HAVE TOO MANY ESCAPE ROUTES

January transfers. Squad depth. Tactical changes. Managerial changes. Tottenham have options genuine relegation candidates simply don’t.

5️⃣ COME ON. GET A GRIP.

Spurs don’t need to suddenly become brilliant. They just need enough wins, draws and individual quality to comfortably survive.

So are you worried about relegation — or is everyone completely losing their minds three games into the season?

👇 Tell us where you think Spurs actually finish.

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Tottenham have one point from three games and still haven’t scored — but is the real problem the fans, or what’s actually happening on the pitch?

We look at the noise around Tottenham, both inside and outside the club, and why Spurs supporters have every right to question what they’re seeing while still backing Roberto De Zerbi and this new-look team.

We also dig into the make-up of the Spurs midfield — Tonali, Mateus Fernandes, Gallagher, Bentancur and Archie Gray — who should actually start, whether Fernandes is really a No.10, and where Tottenham’s creativity is supposed to come from.

And with Spurs still searching for their first league goal, where are the goals coming from? Can Marmoush deliver, should Solanke play alongside him, and could Kudus or Marmoush be used centrally to give Tottenham the attacking spark they’re missing?

There were genuine signs of improvement against Nottingham Forest — but improvement now has to become output.

Next up: 5 reasons Tottenham will NOT be relegated this season.

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Tottenham fail to score AGAIN as Spurs draw 0-0 with Nottingham Forest — making it 3 games without a goal. Ross and Amy react to another frustrating performance, the problems in attack, the players who aren't delivering and ask the big question: what is going wrong at Tottenham?

Can Spurs fix this attack, or are there much bigger problems already?

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Richarlison has been LEFT OUT of Tottenham’s 25-man Premier League squad — and it looks like the Brazilian’s chaotic four-year Spurs adventure could be coming to an end. 🇧🇷🐦

So how should Tottenham fans remember him?

A £60m flop who missed far too much football and never truly justified the fee — or an eccentric Brazilian cult hero who gave Spurs unforgettable moments, goals, the pigeon dance, endless shithousery and helped end the club’s 17-year trophy drought?

Ross is defending Richarlison. Amy is prosecuting.

We look at the numbers behind his Tottenham career: 134 appearances, 32 goals, his Premier League goals vs xG, two 11-goal league seasons, his huge injury record, his best Spurs moments and whether Tottenham should now accept an offer and move on.

From the Sheffield United comeback and Newcastle brace to Everton, Bilbao, the Europa League triumph and all the madness in between — was Richarlison ultimately a Tottenham flop, cult hero… or somehow both?

👇 Tell us in the comments: FLOP or CULT HERO?

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Tottenham Hotspur have spent BIG this summer — but did Spurs actually have the best transfer window in the Premier League?

We rank the 10 biggest Premier League transfers of the 2026/27 summer window, from #10 all the way to #1, and debate where Tottenham’s new signings belong among the biggest deals of the summer.

After a huge summer of spending for Tottenham Hotspur, have Spurs finally built a squad capable of competing at the top of the Premier League? Or have other clubs done better business?

We discuss Tottenham’s transfer window, Spurs’ new signings, Sávio, Omar Marmoush, the biggest Premier League deals, transfer fees, winners and losers of the window — and ultimately decide who made the BEST signing of the summer.

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Tottenham face Nottingham Forest in a huge Premier League clash as Spurs search for their first points and first league goal under Roberto De Zerbi.

After defeats to Brentford and Newcastle, Tottenham head to the City Ground with pressure already building. Is this already a must-win game for Spurs — and can Sávio, Omar Marmoush and Tottenham's new-look attack finally explode into life?

Ross and Amy preview Nottingham Forest vs Tottenham, looking at the key battles, predicted line-ups, tactics and danger men ahead of Saturday's Premier League game.

⚽ IN THIS EPISODE:

• Is Nottingham Forest already a must-win for Tottenham?

• Can Sávio transform the Spurs attack?

• Why the game could be won or lost on the wings

• How Tottenham can exploit Forest's attacking wing-backs

• Daniel Muñoz vs Sávio — a key battle

• Morgan Gibbs-White and Dan Ndoye: Forest's biggest threats

• How Forest compare to Brentford and Newcastle

• Can Spurs finally score their first Premier League goal?

• Tottenham's new signings — who could feature?

• Likely Nottingham Forest starting XI

• Likely Tottenham starting XI

• Ross and Amy's score predictions

Forest finished above Tottenham last season and have already shown their threat this campaign by scoring twice at Anfield. With Neco Williams and new signing Daniel Muñoz potentially attacking from wing-back, could Forest's biggest strength also leave exactly the space Sávio and Spurs need?

After a huge summer rebuild, Tottenham can't keep talking about potential. Zero points. Zero Premier League goals. Now they need a performance — and a result.

Can De Zerbi get his first Premier League win of the season, or will Spurs leave Nottingham in an early-season crisis?

💬 COMMENT: What's your Nottingham Forest vs Tottenham score prediction?

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🚨 TRANSFER DEADLINE CHAOS AT TOTTENHAM! 🚨

Just when it looked like Spurs might have won the transfer window, everything appears to be descending into absolute chaos.

Iliman Ndiaye was a major target — but Manchester City have swooped in. Another one gets away. How have Tottenham allowed this to happen, and what does it say about the way the club is operating in the final hours of the window?

Meanwhile, Cody Gakpo is staying at Liverpool, forcing Spurs to look elsewhere — and now Mykhailo Mudryk is being linked with a sensational move to Tottenham.

And the madness doesn't stop there...

⚪ Mikey Moore to Köln? Should Spurs really be allowing one of their most exciting young players to leave?

🔵 Folarin Balogun to Everton? Seriously?! Tottenham still need a proper No.9 — so why would we stand by and let Everton strengthen with a striker Spurs could desperately use?

If Everton are going to complicate our business, maybe Spurs should punish them by taking Balogun instead.

We break down the Ndiaye disaster, Gakpo staying at Liverpool, the Mudryk links, Mikey Moore's potential Köln move, the Balogun situation and what it all means for Tottenham's transfer window.

A few days ago, Spurs looked like they might have WON THE WINDOW.

Now the question is:

🔥 Have Tottenham thrown it all away at the last minute?

Was this still a brilliant window — or has deadline-day chaos exposed the same old problems?

👇 LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS: DID SPURS WIN OR LOSE THE TRANSFER WINDOW?

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Cody Gakpo looks set to join Manchester City—so Tottenham have been forced to pivot. And that pivot could be Iliman Ndiaye.

With Ndiaye apparently giving the green light to Spurs, Ross and Amy break down the potential deal, the type of player Tottenham would be getting and how he could fit into Roberto De Zerbi’s team. Could Ndiaye actually be a better fit for Spurs than Gakpo?

The deal may depend on Richarlison accepting a return to Everton. After being left out of the matchday squad—and with De Zerbi confirming that the Brazilian wants to leave—is Richarlison’s Tottenham career now effectively over? And would losing him really be a blow?

Plus, we discuss De Zerbi’s latest comments on Pape Matar Sarr and Kevin Danso as Tottenham approach the final hours of the transfer window.

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