Married With Chickens

Davida finally got her vaccine. How do we want to be buried/cremated? Peeing on stingray stings, does that actually work? And the cat that was stuck in our basement.

We get the holdup story from Davida herself on this pod as well as the last time she had a gun pulled on her that resulted in a ruptured eardrum. Also, we discuss her stock market losses as well as the racist past of Dr. Suess (not a real doctor). Oh and Piers Morgan is […]

The neighbors up the hill are really flexing with their fancy chicken coops. Oh, and Davida had a gun thrust into her face at the local Shell station.

The winds of Santa Ana are blowing again, so there’s fires and my hands are really dry. The neighbor’s dog tried to eat the Amazon delivery driver. Oh, and Dave Chapelle is kind of a whinny brat.

We got some more chickens from a prepper in town. We also got her Sanford-and-Son coop. We’re still in self imposed quarantine waiting for Thanksgiving… so close. Also, we debut Jeniffer’s theme song, So turn it up!

I’m working on Jeniffer’s theme song. We’re a little low energy this go but if you listen, you’ll know why. It’s been a rough month.

Well… we lost our beloved Sunny. Turns out the other chickens might be happier because of it. Oh and there’s an election combined with an overall feeling of dread hanging in the air. Looks like we picked the wrong week to quit drinking…

Rats have been having a field day with our garden. Some have not been so lucky. And casual Midwest racism is alive and used to be taught in school.

Well, someone made an honest woman of Madeline. That’s a thing people still say right? Anyway, we drove and camped to avoid various potential COVID-19 vectors (aka family members). Some people take this seriously some… not so much.

Well, the protest here in La Mesa led to some banks being burned down to the ground, Target, Walmart, and a couple local businesses were looted. Meanwhile COVID-19 has given me some odd hairstyles (Jeniffer made me look like Lloyd Christmas).