Gretchen and Andrew don't know what a Raisin and Spice Bar is because neither are confident they know. What does the sports landscape look like after the COVID-19 pandemic is over? Are team owners going to have to sell to keep their other businesses alive? Is the NFL Draft going to be like watching your fantasy draft but with a grainy picture of Jerrah Jones and a bunch of other old men on Zoom? Would you watch a reality show of Big 3 basketball players stuck on an island? So many questions. So little time.

Gretchen and Andrew are together alone but they are in it with you. Let's talk Summer Olympics 2021 and help Gretchen get through this. NASCAR is continuing their season through virtual iRacing and the interwebs. There's no MLB Opening Day but Gretchen and Andrew have a poor substitute with friends called the 100 Push-up Quarantine Challenge. Lastly, Gretchen took her Astros sticker off her car and Andrew is hurt but nearly as hurt if the NFL season and college football season get cancelled.

Gretchen and Andrew are together alone but they are in it with you. Let's talk Summer Olympics 2021 and help Gretchen get through this. NASCAR is continuing their season through virtual iRacing and the interwebs. There's no MLB Opening Day but Gretchen and Andrew have a poor substitute with friends called the 100 Push-up Quarantine Challenge. Lastly, Gretchen took her Astros sticker off her car and Andrew is hurt but nearly as hurt if the NFL season and college football season get cancelled.

The Patriot Way? Well Tommy took the TB12 Way out of town. The Texans make a head scratching trade sending DeAndre Hopkins to Arizona for a half used napkin and some hand sanitizer. Gretchen and Andrew discuss how they keep their kids occupied and plans for homeschooling. They also talk about how your local sports bars are hurting and what you can do to help.

So you're stuck in your house with your life partner (teammate), parent (coach), kids (benchwarmers), pet (team therapist), and/or self (Le Champion). What are you going to do now that sports are on hiatus? Certainly, you can't listen to a sports podcast. There's no sports. WRONG! That's what Andrew and Gretchen thought but there's a ton to talk about. So stop your pity party and send some good vibes to all the high school and college seniors out there that got their season cut short through no fault of their own. Do good on your neighbor. After all, it is Good Samaritan Day.

Gretchen and Andrew attend and actively participate in an All Elite Wrestling (AEW) Dynamite show. Gretchen makes it on national TV and Andrew wears traditional 'Merica garb. There is a lot of chanting. The Coronavirus may stop the Olympics but it can't slow down these two marks. Wynnie celebrates Be Heard Day and National Cereal Day in her own way. What did Gretchen watch and who is Orange Cassidy and why is he so cool? Let's find out.

Gretchen and Andrew get derailed by a 3 year old with an ear infection but they are back! Theres sticky buns, biscuits and gravy, go fast-fast cars, the XFL 2.0, and magic. Yep, there was a date night which involved magic. They also discuss how awesome the NBA is when they play defense. Is debating a sport? Who has more fun sledding: the kids or the parents? I think we all know the answer.

Gretchen and Andrew reflect on Kobe Bryant's legacy. At 38, he retired when he was old. Three years later at 41, he died too soon. As parents, the tragedy is difficult to come to terms with and difficult to understand. Gretchen and Andrew also discuss Super Bowl LIV and make their predictions. They also have time to make some prop bets. Lastly, they talk about their 5-year-old starting basketball.

Elijah Moore completely changed the SEC landscape with one unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. Gretchen and Andrew discuss the fallout of Mike Leach becoming Mississippi State's head football coach and how the SEC West is stacked with great coaches. Gretchen went 3-1 in the NFL Wildcard Round and now makes her picks for the Divisional Round. Margaritas are on the menu again. Be glad you aren't a Bengals or Browns fan or maybe it's time to jump ship for an Ohio pro football for medical reasons.

After a small but major snafu, Gretchen and Andrew recap the champions of 2019. Gretchen's memory is strong like ox. They discuss the merits of who the best male and female athlete of the decade should be. Gretchen watched and was impressed by the NFL Wildcard weekend. Christmas and New Years was a success. Mele Kalikimaka! Andrew is a terrible body surfer and Gretchen is a terrible help when searching for sunglasses in the ocean. The dishwasher is broken which through a string of unfortunate events, broke our basement TV. Jafar is scary.