Roanoke or Ragnarök? Pulverizing or polarizing? Gretchen and Andrew learn some words, speak some French, and hunger for fajitas. They also discuss a $100,000 fine to ATP's bad boy. TENNIS! What's going to happen to NBA's bad boy, DeMarcus "Boogie" Cousins? Bryce Harper, a bad boy wannabe, did something cool but Andrew still doesn't like him. Mediation between the USWNT and US Soccer collapse over equal pay. Andrew and Gretchen also discover they need a crack research team and are taking applications.