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Shanon And Jami throw bombs at Kate Blanchett but then are instantly best friends for no reason, they go to a fun island with Channing Tatum but some of the night time activities really suck. Their 1000 year old step mother in law stays with them and has an "accident" like 10 times, and our older selves come back in time to tell us just to kinda go with it.  We do a slingshot thing to Titan, but get the math and science all wrong and find out we're the same person and the first rule is you don't talk about space fight club.

Shanon and Jami do stunts and fight crime, then go to a planet of "dumb monkeys" Jami hates them so we get a nice air B&B in the woods and get visited by some strangers who are no match for our imaginary friends.

Shanon and Jami book "private time" in the Danger Room, find out they're a computer simulation and get bored staring at trees so they rob stagecoaches, then join a convent, escape, and learn that I guess busting makes them "feel good."

Shanon and Jami become spies and turn on each other, animate a dead boyfriend, and eventually go on a date with Dua Lipa and Henry Cavill, but come home with Bryce Dallas Howard and Sam Rockwell.

Shanon and Jami go our own separate ways. She sees Drake in Nashville and I live as a minimalist cleaining Tokyo public bathrooms with Vim Venders. Then we both enjoy disappointment in Halo the series.

Jami can't figure out where Shanon is taking her for her birthday. We get Obliterated (on Netflix) and solve the mystery! Even Aquaman can't pull us under.

Shanon and Jami end 2023 with their naughty and nice movie and TV list. Jami's movie every day journey is coming to an end. (At least officially). We obsess over Loki and Mobius (not) eating pie. New theme song!

We cuddle with our Chucky dolls, Go on a date with alien Scarlett Johansen, get out of a death trap, and become colon believers!

Shanon And Jami find a house in Cypress Canyon. Jami is posessed by a strange force and gets all "The Grudge" on Shanon's ass. Shanon decides to write a memoir about it. Good times as we riff on the December 5 1946 episode of the radio show Suspense.

Shanon And Jami's mission should we choose to accept it was to see MI7 like a billion times in the theater! We also check out the 1966 original TV show. We get further down Jami's Movie-A-Day list and deal with the BarbenHeimer Paradox.