Recap: Cade and Jordan enjoyed the first two episodes. What will they think of the rest of the episodes? Also, The Substance, The Wild Robot, and other tangents. Recap 2: This is a two dudes talking podcast disguised as a review podcast, don’t expect structure.

Wherein: Jordan goes the entire episode without saying the letter ‘P,’ Cade recounts the many concerts he attends, Jordan reviews new Disney rides, Cade recounts the many movies he watches, and—eventually—they talk about a witch or something.

Every 26 months, three men (feat. Patrick Fitzsimmons) assemble to talk a little about the FX tv show Legion and a lot about movies generally.

This time they also watched Dolittle (2020). Why? It’s a secret that’s been lost to the sands of time. Just like the location of the Island of the Eden Tree which has magical healing fruit (which could save the queen).

Too much cursing for my taste. Can we get a Nicepool movie instead?

They stab Xavier.

Xavier: X2, Brute?

Magneto: Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead!
 Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets.

I should probably let Cade write the descriptions. We talk about X2 in this one with a special guest.

Cade and Jordan head back into the Marvel vault to visit Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters. New heroes, new powers, but old special effects (which are kinda good?). Enroll with us as we prepare for Deadpool and his spikey-metal-clawed friend.

The stars are out! The most prestigious award show on the planet returns to your eardrums. Tape the big game, you’ve got listening to do. Buckle in, brace yourself, the show starts now! Wow! Ok.

This show was an interesting choice from the folks over at the Walter Disney Corporation but it exceeded our expectations. Wait that can’t be right, its a Hawkeye spin off with Marvel Netflix cameos. Let me check my notes. Huh, no that’s the case they’re making.

The holidays wouldn’t be the holidays without the classic traditions that we all know and love. There’s a little bit of marvel stuff in there too.

It’s that time of year again. Grab a mug of hot chocolate, curl up next to a roaring fire, and nitpick superhero blockbusters from a decade ago.