Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Love. Only Korben Dallas can master all five elements but when the world needed him most, his freaking mother called!

No fate but what we make… we brought this re-watch on ourselves!

We too know now why you cry.

Cool characters drag a big sword.

What’s the first step of earthquake preparedness? Stop drop and roll? Oh no! A mountain of falling cinder blocks!

You might think “hindsight is 20/20,” but it’s actually 2015 and 1995. I promise we recorded this before the “girl with a time machine. boy with a time machine” meme.

Join us in honoring the nobility of the almost-human porpoise.

Believe it or not, we’re talking “on air” (broadcast term). But really when you think about it, aren’t teachers really the “greatest American heroes?”

Honey, we shrunk the podcast!

Is that your ghost whispering to you, or is it a couple of jerks arguing about anime again?