Before we officially launch, we hit record on a little test run… and it turned into absolute chaos (in the best way). In this unofficial first episode, we dive straight into Clare’s full-blown obsession with Christmas, reminisce about the glory days of old-school puddings, and uncover the shocking truth that Clare doesn’t drink tea or coffee.

Simon’s unexpectedly posh accent also gets a well-deserved roasting, we confess to the times we accidentally swore in front of our parents, and there’s plenty more random, unfiltered chatter along the way.

It’s messy, it’s funny, it’s us — and it’s the perfect warm-up for what’s coming when the Mash-up: After Hours Podcast officially lands.