Maskell Podcasting Network

Back in my studio in High Level, I discuss returning following the evacuation and what the vibes have been around the community before moving onto a helicopter crashing in New York, Canada banning single-use plastics by 2021, screening the phones and social media accounts of travellers, privacy, Tony Robbins saying the "n-word", the US rebranding gas exports as "molecules of freedom" and 90 per cent of Canadians believing fake news stories at one point in time. Also on the show, we determine the "Worst Parent" and "Most White Trash" out of a teen mom who left her eight-month-old in a freezer, a mom who shot her two kids and killed herself after being denied food stamps and a father who shot his son and had a father-son talk before stabbing him to death; an Australian man being bitten on his penis twice by spiders and a woman who was arrested after squeezing her boyfriend's testicles until they bled. Please subscribe to the Maskell Podcasting Network on iTunes, rate and review the network, like The Maskell Sessions and Maskell Podcasting Network on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter at @Maskell91. Check out Podbay, Stitcher and MASKELL.TV for all the podcasts, and to see how you can help support my network.

I record from my hotel room in Hay River and talk about being displaced, evacuating High Level, deciding what possessions to take, the Chuckegg Creek wildfire, fishing in the Northwest Territories, binge watching game shows, the importance of insurance, planning ahead and covering stories around the region. Also on The Maskell Sessions, a press conference about the wildfires, air quality, the after effects of the wildfires, I bash mainstream media; what the possible timeline is for reentry, a wildfire blocking my route back and my plans for the foreseeable future. Please subscribe to the Maskell Podcasting Network on iTunes, rate and review the network, like The Maskell Sessions and Maskell Podcasting Network on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter at @Maskell91. Check out Podbay, Stitcher and MASKELL.TV for all the podcasts, and to see how you can help support my network.

I begin by trashing nerds signing the Game of Thrones petition asking HBO for a reshoot of Season 8, being disappointed by TV shows, The Shield and The Sopranos, Undertaker vs. Goldberg, a 911 call in Florida by an uncomfortable white "guy" regarding a joke told by a Middle Eastern man in a comedy club, Howard Stern distancing himself from his old persona and a farmer who sawed off his own leg after being trapped in machinery. Also on The Maskell Sessions, a robot shooting three-point baskets, Joe Rogan's voice altered using AI, we try to determine who is the worst parent between a mother who buried her baby in a field in Thailand and a California mom who tried to drown her baby in a McDonald's toilet, while we conclude the show with a car crash leading to a bee attack and possibly the most redneck eyewitness ever. Please subscribe to the Maskell Podcasting Network on iTunes, rate and review the network, like The Maskell Sessions and Maskell Podcasting Network on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter at @Maskell91. Check out Podbay, Stitcher and MASKELL.TV for all the podcasts, and to see how you can help support my network.

On this episode of The Maskell Sessions, I talk about the Colorado Avalanche being eliminated from the NHL Playoffs, my love of the Avs, being proud of their 2019 season, this year's Kentucky Derby, Denver becoming the first U.S. city to decriminalize magic mushrooms, using edibles, a bartender charged for serving a man who then killed eight people, a man being banned from Wrigley Field in Chicago for making the 'OK' hand gesture', a "promposal" sign deemed racist and a Florida man arrested for refusing to remove his "I Eat Ass" bumper sticker. Please subscribe to the Maskell Podcasting Network on iTunes, rate and review the network, like The Maskell Sessions and Maskell Podcasting Network on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter at @Maskell91. Check out Podbay, Stitcher and MASKELL.TV for all the podcasts, and to see how you can help support my network.

I spoil Avengers Endgame for people who haven't seen it (Tony Stark dies) before talking about my lack of interest in the Avengers series, movie spoilers, theatres vs. on-demand, Reebok Alien shoes, some "guy" crying at the new Star Wars trailer and a fake scam email attempting to extort money by threatening me by claiming to have footage of me jerking off. Also on The Maskell Sessions; a woman dies after falling into an industrial meat grinder, The Simpsons make a 'stupid Newfie' joke, the Indian army announces on Twitter that they have discovered Yeti footprints, a cuddling app for men and a Kuwait scientist claiming semen-eating anal worms cause homosexuality. Please subscribe to the Maskell Podcasting Network on iTunes, rate and review the network, like The Maskell Sessions and Maskell Podcasting Network on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter at @Maskell91. Check out Podbay, Stitcher and MASKELL.TV for all the podcasts, and to see how you can help support my network.

I start the show with the Colorado Avalanche moving onto the second round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs for the first time in 11 years before discussing using the term "Christian" versus the term "Muslim", Easter bombings in Sri Lanka, scientists restoring activity in dead pig brains, a woman waking up from a coma after 27 years, the Philadelphia Flyers removing a statue of singer Kate Smith due to allegations of racist songs, a crazed woman takes down an Easter display, an Ohio pastor apologizes for his hands-on crucifixion lesson for youth and I destroy the YouTube video "What's In My Kids Easter Basket 2019". Also on The Maskell Sessions, a woman being burned to death in India for reporting sexual harassment, an Indian village tradition of throwing shit at each other, I make fun of a retarded Juggalo fan as well as cuddling groups for men and "toxic masculinity". Please subscribe to the Maskell Podcasting Network on iTunes, rate and review the network, like The Maskell Sessions and Maskell Podcasting Network on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter at @Maskell91. Check out Podbay, Stitcher and MASKELL.TV for all the podcasts, and to see how you can help support my network.

Happy 420! I talk about the Notre Dame Cathedral fire, how people overreacted about the incident like it was 9/11 2, updating sprinkler systems in old building, Joe Biden's statement on misconduct allegations, Julian Assange arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy in London, Donald Trump on Wikileaks, Hillary, the Mueller Report, a black hole being photographed for the first time and Tiger Woods winning the Masters. Other topics include the "consent condom", a sperm-extracting machine at Asian hospitals, a blogger who drinks her friends cum every day, I determine which is more white trash: two men arrested for shooting one another while wearing a bulletproof vest or a man arrested in a jail parking lot after being released and a US gymnast snaps both her legs during a floor routine. Please subscribe to the Maskell Podcasting Network on iTunes, rate and review the network, like The Maskell Sessions and Maskell Podcasting Network on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter at @Maskell91. Check out Podbay, Stitcher and MASKELL.TV for all the podcasts, and to see how you can help support my network.

I kick off The Maskell Sessions by discussing my recent working vacation at home in Ontario, travelling, airplane seats, flying, using public bathrooms, neck pillows, some incidents that infuriated me while travelling, spending my 29th birthday in Vanessa, Facebook birthday reminders, leggings, being chirped on Twitter by a woman named @Denise_Dial, getting a parking ticket at Mohawk College, street cannabis containing fecal matter, Toronto's first legal cannabis store, how their publicist posed as the store's first customer in a TV interview, shitty journalism, NXT TakeOver: New York, WrestleMania 35 and Bret Hart being tackled at the WWE Hall of Fame ceremony. My sister Alexis then calls into the show and we discuss her new puppy Aries, training a puppy, seeing Ari Shaffir and Big Jay Oakerson in Toronto, waiting in line, standup comedy and things that annoyed us. Please subscribe to the Maskell Podcasting Network on iTunes, rate and review the network, like The Maskell Sessions and Maskell Podcasting Network on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter at @Maskell91. Check out Podbay, Stitcher and MASKELL.TV for all the podcasts, and to see how you can help support my network.

On this episode of The Maskell Sessions, topics include the arrest of three men after a loaded gun was found in a baby's crib, criminals crying in court, a man getting an additional six years on his sentence for yelling at a judge, people calling 911 to complain about Amber Alert notifications, an Edmonton man being scammed for $143K from a woman he met online, a New Jersey high school's play adaptation of the film Alien and we take a look at the fetish of alien sex eggs and monster fantasies. Please subscribe to the Maskell Podcasting Network on iTunes, rate and review the network, like The Maskell Sessions and Maskell Podcasting Network on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter at @Maskell91. Check out Podbay, Stitcher and MASKELL.TV for all the podcasts, and to see how you can help support my network.

Marcone and I start off the show by talking about Marcone's new book and the evolution of my studio before moving on to Robert Mueller not recommending any indictments against Donald Trump, the political opinion of celebrities, banning the "r-word," Simple Jack, a man's blog on "why he masturbates his disabled son," Rosie O'Donnell in Riding the Bus with My Sister, perfume that smells like semen and we try to determine if video of a toddler getting kicked by a camel is real. Also on The Maskell Sessions; fart rape, United Airlines offering non-binary gender options, a country singer killed by a gun being used as a prop in a music video, skydiving, the final moments of a Canadian rapper and stuntman, a mom choking to death while doing a party trick for her family and Tim Allen wanting to use the "n-word." Follow Matthew Vincent Marcone on LinkedIn and Twitter at @MattMarcone, subscribe to Liberty Multimedia on YouTube, "like" Liberty Multimedia Canada on Facebook and visit libertymultimedia.com. Please subscribe to the Maskell Podcasting Network on iTunes, rate and review the network, like The Maskell Sessions and Maskell Podcasting Network on Facebook, and follow me on Twitter at @Maskell91. Check out Podbay, Stitcher and MASKELL.TV for all the podcasts, and to see how you can help support my network.