You ever seen a horror movie where the monster learns to file taxes, mow the lawn, and organize the HOA meeting? That’s Trump.

The Left says he’s chaotic — and they’re not wrong.

Trump is the political version of smashing the emergency glass — except instead of a fire extinguisher, you get a blowtorch, a backhoe, and an executive order.

And the real punchline? His chaos works.

The Dow rises while he tweets. Foreign leaders flinch when he sneezes. And now that he’s back in power, Democrats are realizing they accidentally summoned the political Jason Bourne. They tortured the wrong guy, and now he’s loose with a grudge and a spreadsheet.

Trump is like the bad guy in the movie put in the impossible circumstance, but he tells you, “After this, I’m going to kill you.” Then he does it.

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