Master Bastard

Master Bastard

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Master Bastard episodes

  • Master Bastard #111 - Queen of Darkness
    This episode has it all! Booger eating, crotch sniffing, feather cheeking, soylent drinking and even guessing which penis belongs to which animal. The show really takes off when they diverge into ISIS executions and obese women shitting. You know you love that Classtard!
    1 hr 3 min
  • Master Bastard #109 - Quarts of Feefs
    Oh, them Bastards... This episode is quite a doozy. Hula dancers, screaming hobos, kidnapped tutors and the melodious sound of farty queefs.... Queefy farts?.... Loud poppin' squoomfs of lady air. Yeah, classy shit, bud.
    1 hr
  • Master Bastard #109 - Quarts of Feefs
    Oh, them Bastards... This episode is quite a doozy. Hula dancers, screaming hobos, kidnapped tutors and the melodious sound of farty queefs.... Queefy farts?.... Loud poppin' squoomfs of lady air. Yeah, classy shit, bud.
    1 hr
  • Master Bastard #108 - Battleham
    Oh, those Bastards! This week these silly billys have ever such a dandy time. Hamtackle has another birthday and is gifted a gift of delicious liquids and a gift of the human corpse nature. Ramtang shares delightful tales of his Pacific Northwest family vacation. The Bastards then all bathe in the glow of the final Mormonly Obese Tuna Talk. Hamtackle wraps the show up with a sales pitch for "My Retarded Baby". Now pull down your pants and let me glance at that Classtard!
    1 hr 6 min
  • Master Bastard #108 - Battleham
    Oh, those Bastards! This week these silly billys have ever such a dandy time. Hamtackle has another birthday and is gifted a gift of delicious liquids and a gift of the human corpse nature. Ramtang shares delightful tales of his Pacific Northwest family vacation. The Bastards then all bathe in the glow of the final Mormonly Obese Tuna Talk. Hamtackle wraps the show up with a sales pitch for "My Retarded Baby". Now pull down your pants and let me glance at that Classtard!
    1 hr 6 min
  • Master Bastard #107 - Sacrilicious
    The Bastards are back and are fully willing to explore the wonders of the feminine and the dangers of the unconscious masculine. They also eat religious snacks with canned cheese. Oh my, that's Classtard!
    1 hr 2 min
  • Master Bastard #107 - Sacrilicious
    The Bastards are back and are fully willing to explore the wonders of the feminine and the dangers of the unconscious masculine. They also eat religious snacks with canned cheese. Oh my, that's Classtard!
    1 hr 2 min

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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they…