Master Bastard

Ramtang kicks it off with Tales of Borrowed Painkillers followed by a delightful shit story. Hamtackle gets all sciencey with some sort of passive audio thingy. Sir Chapsworth puts it in deep with Cavalcade of Men and Terlet is extra drunk and gives us more endings than Return of the King. Get ready to get mildly rambunctious!

Get on board the NCC-1701-DD as the Bastards beam up another out of this world episode! Terlet forces a Star Trek theme, Sir Chapsworth has a grievance for the Bastard's Court, Ramtang brings a dry, fishy treat and Hamtackle is full of rage. Listen as the pots call the kettle the N-word with some epic shaming of the obese and stupid. Don't forget the deadly wedgies, alien radio signals and sports talk! So much garbage, so little time...

Get on board the NCC-1701-DD as the Bastards beam up another out of this world episode! Terlet forces a Star Trek theme, Sir Chapsworth has a grievance for the Bastard's Court, Ramtang brings a dry, fishy treat and Hamtackle is full of rage. Listen as the pots call the kettle the N-word with some epic shaming of the obese and stupid. Don't forget the deadly wedgies, alien radio signals and sports talk! So much garbage, so little time...

It's the second half of the Bastards Episode 50 celebration! They prove their partial sanity with a psychopath test, then listen to a murderous child threaten to stab all members of her family. There is discussions about the amount of shit in hipster beards, tales of the shit spitting slasher and Ramtang tells us all about another time he... took a shit. Keeping it classy, Bastard style!!

It's the second half of the Bastards Episode 50 celebration! They prove their partial sanity with a psychopath test, then listen to a murderous child threaten to stab all members of her family. There is discussions about the amount of shit in hipster beards, tales of the shit spitting slasher and Ramtang tells us all about another time he... took a shit. Keeping it classy, Bastard style!!

Join the Bastards as they celebrate their 50th episode! It was only 2 years in the making. They have some listener mail, Luchador masks and some delightful limericks. They finally get closure on the Involuntary Book Club as Ramtang delivers a stunning internet book report on Paws For Murder. Sports talk, gay talk and Tuna Talk, plus Chinese tourist updates! All this and whore!

Join the Bastards as they celebrate their 50th episode! It was only 2 years in the making. They have some listener mail, Luchador masks and some delightful limericks. They finally get closure on the Involuntary Book Club as Ramtang delivers a stunning internet book report on Paws For Murder. Sports talk, gay talk and Tuna Talk, plus Chinese tourist updates! All this and whore!

The Bastards dig in deep with tales of a web toed, prostitute frequenting North Dakotan, theories of hostile aliens on Mars, a beast in Hamtackle's office, limericks, corpse dildos and police brutality. Good times had by all...

The Bastards dig in deep with tales of a web toed, prostitute frequenting North Dakotan, theories of hostile aliens on Mars, a beast in Hamtackle's office, limericks, corpse dildos and police brutality. Good times had by all...

An enraged Ramtang takes a recipient of his generosity to the Bastard's Court. Terlet gets all creative with a podcast pals proposal and the Para-Files podcast portion. Sir Chapsworth self deprecates, spins a tale about voyeur Sasquatch and calls Hamtackle fat in limerick form. Put the Bastards inside you.... Inside your ear-holes... or just holes...