Master Bastard

Hooray! It's Halloween! The Bastards gather for an extra antagonistic Halloween celebration! Booze is consumed, feelings are hurt and trick or treaters are ignored. All this and more on this epically festive episode of Master Bastard!

Terlet, Hamtackle and Ramtang lumber their tender bellies together for the very first Master Bastard Mini! Hamtackle presents examples of animal-kin, gender and extreme feminism to the dismay and confusion of the other Bastards. Sir Chapsworth was still afflicted with the Crimson Bowel and is not present. Get ready to be offended!

Terlet, Hamtackle and Ramtang lumber their tender bellies together for the very first Master Bastard Mini! Hamtackle presents examples of animal-kin, gender and extreme feminism to the dismay and confusion of the other Bastards. Sir Chapsworth was still afflicted with the Crimson Bowel and is not present. Get ready to be offended!

With the absence of one Bastard, this episode promises to be 25% less funny, but the remaining hosts do their best by doubling down on the three pillars of comedy: feces, drinking, and jokes about sexual violence. Terlet geeks out on star wars and defends his disdain for football, and tales of recent travel are shared. Oh yes, and drunken farm animals. Seriously.

With the absence of one Bastard, this episode promises to be 25% less funny, but the remaining hosts do their best by doubling down on the three pillars of comedy: feces, drinking, and jokes about sexual violence. Terlet geeks out on star wars and defends his disdain for football, and tales of recent travel are shared. Oh yes, and drunken farm animals. Seriously.

Join the Bastards as they welcome a vestigial guest-Bastard for very special and tediously long music episode. Who has the shittiest taste in music? Will this be the first episode without rampant cultural insensitivity? Will Christian rock be appropriately represented? Download and find out today!

The Bastards are back and spreading the love with contentious talk of racial stereotypes and shared deformities between the animal kingdom and professional athletes. The fire is quelled with offerings of a disgusting but tasty snack, but rekindled when Terlet launches a personal attack.

More philosophical musings are had by the Bastards as they revisit the status of two "artists", and Hamtackle has flashbacks of his father. Things get weird when someone tries to channel their feminine side on twitter, and the book club is saltier than ever after tequilabsinthe shots muddy the waters. But all is well under the healing gaze of Braco.