Who Would Win

Master Chief vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Who Would Win Unleashed


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In THIS episode of Who Would Win Unleashed, the cybernetically enhanced Spartan super-soldier Master Chief (championed by James Gavsie) takes on the lean, green, ninja machine known as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (repped by Eric Holmes) in an all-out brawl across sewer tunnels, rooftops, and UNSC drop zones!

Armed with Mjolnir armor, military-grade tactics, AI support from Cortana, and a weapons locker full of alien-slaying firepower, Master Chief enters the battlefield as the embodiment of human perfection through science and war. But the TMNT aren’t just pizza-powered punks—they’re a mutant brotherhood of martial arts mastery: Leonardo’s precision, Donatello’s tech smarts, Raphael’s raw aggression, and Michelangelo’s unpredictably wild style combine into a chaotic ballet of turtle-powered teamwork.

As plasma grenades meet flying nunchaku and energy swords clash with twin katanas, this isn’t just a battle—it’s a clash of philosophies: lone-wolf military precision versus family-fueled ninja synergy.

Join hosts James and Eric as they dive deep into comic-book lore, gaming stats, ninja scrolls, Halo kill-streaks, sewer-level tactics, and next-gen durability debates. Will Earth’s last Spartan crush the turtle squad with tactical supremacy? Or will the half-shell heroes prove that four brothers are stronger than one lone legend?

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