Rob reveals how being nervous led to his family celebrating his birthday with a greasy, drugged up pro wrestler on his birthday cake. Matt discusses how "The Princess Bride" led to his exploration of fencing. The Masters lay out an open challenge to the world to duel Matt.

Matt "hypothetically" asks Rob and Mike if they ever made wishes that somehow came true, only to reveal the dark and twisted implications of his wishes becoming reality.Why is Matt's eternal soul damned to an afterlife of punishment? Find out more about this and Mike's experience with politics in an online, pro wrestling role playing league in Part 1 of a special two part discussion.

Matt gets an unexpected Tinder response. Mike and Rob share embarrassing bathroom stories. Rob begins the Road to Wrestlemania by talking about his obsession with John Cena. Mike channels his inner Cliff Compton. Why is Krang in the stomach of a robot's body?

All aboard the crazy train! The guys discuss certifiably insane moments in video games while Matt becomes patient zero from tainted Chinese food. Who is the true psycho of the group? They also discuss hand-to-hand combat and phone call interruptions. How did Matt almost get Mike killed during a Krav Maga class?

Rob uses a random topic generator to shape the discussions. The guys discuss cyborgs & braille, crappy concert experiences, and bad costume stories. This all leads to a Human Centipede debate involving the most powerful adhesive known to man - super crazy gorilla glue.

Rob and Mike bring back Loveline (or Lovelife to not get sued) to save Matt's disastrous romantic identity. Matt reveals the one who got away, discusses the pros and cons of speed dating, reveals his dark past with Ambien, and discloses why Iron Man 3 almost ended the group.

Mike and Matt ask Rob why he greets people in a weird way, only to discover Rob might be a sentient robot. Matt reveals a weird dream that involved gremlins in tuxedos. Mike talks about deep conversations while scooping cat litter.