RHOC’s coming in hot with breaking news this week and we’re shook by this cast shakeup. Also in Orange County, MKE can’t catch a break from her ex, and it’s not looking good 😬. Out at sea, it’s thank u next for Ashton TTYN. In New Jersey, we talk bank statements and toxic relationships and we’re all screaming #prenup. In bachelor nation Peter threw a girl out who seemingly returns in the next episode? TBD?! Anyway... back to Bravo with VPR and we’re straight up #TeamStassi. A NOLA celeb graces Project Runway as a judge and its one of our favs yet. We close things out with ranking our favorite housewife product ventures/brands, and no @Countess, Cabaret isn’t one of them... #TrueFaith

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Hmm let’s take the lazy way out of this recap... See below ⬇️💅

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Another week and we’re still only in January (just let that set in). From royals to racists we’re breaking down the latest breaking news from around the bravosphere and beyond! Vanderpump Rules is sooo 2019 and we’ve had just about enough - someone come put this show on life alert STAT! The Bachelor delivers a bang once again (or a pop if you prefer a great champagne reference). RHOA finally reveals a snake and Nene’s bosom all in one episode! WOWZA. Next, we say time’s up on the boys club of Below Deck and hello to the most entertaining ladies of RHONJ (the drag queens!) Project Runway finally starts separating the strong from the weak, and sadly ssssergio skates by yet again…whomp whomp 😟 We finish it off by each bringing one lady back from the housewife graveyard! Can you guess our picks?!

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TBH there was so much REALITEA and REALITY TV this week that we almost passed out after recording this episode. Mini recap below because WE ARE WINDED:

-Breaking news (The royal F up, and everyone named Brandi included.) -RHOD (Cancel culture is alive and well in this bunch.)

-The Bachelor (You asked, and we DELIVERED honeyyy.)

*takes breath*

-Pump Rules (Who invited the new kids?)

-Below Deck (What do you get when you mix misogyny, steroids and too much sun?)

-RHOA (GIVE US THE DRAMA ALREADY.)

*takes breath*

-RHONJ (Snatched weave but make it fashun.)

-Project Runway (Girls just want to have fun...unless your designs suck.)

*passes out from exhaustion*

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HEY HEY HEY! Back with the mid-week. APPARENTLY Boeing found a new problem with its Boeing 737 8 MAX’s... Don’t expect this squad to jump on one of those anytime soon. If so, drinking & flying is mandatory 🤷‍♀️ Speaking is drinking, there is a proposed 100% tariff on wine!!! SCARY. Guess that means we’re switching to tequila? Kind of complaining, kind of not. But someone else IS complaining. Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes that is. Quite possibly the most iconic celebrity roast OAT, but he’s “over it!” We’re also over our interview horror story mems. One of us has an issue with knocking objects off her interviewers’ desks. Note: a bonsai tree. IT’S A GOOD ONE, GUYS!

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On this week’s reality recap, RHOD is TOPS in terms of #drama. It’s clear the ladies and Andy are coming for LeAnne, and we’re not mad about it. Jury’s still out on if she’ll survive the reunion. Next, the New Jersey weave pull heard ‘round the world (OUCH). Out at sea, Riley can’t find the fish, and no one can find Kate (thanks to Smashton). We all fell asleep during RHOA, and on Project Runway we debate “dining with the Kushner’s” 😬 With the return of VPR ~eeeekkkk!!!!~ we play Who’s Wedding Would You Crash. And our answers might surprise you 😏🏰

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2020!!!!! Ayyyyy. In this episode we break down some of the newest news in tech & what it may mean for us when we do our thing online. THEN, we give our take on what trends will last in the 2020’s in a little game inspired by YouTuber Tamara Kalinic. Hint: thoughts on fake tans and lip injections included. LAST - our New Years resolutions! Find out which one of us keeps a digital file cabinet of resolutions that may or may not ever see the light of days. Veggies anyone?

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We’re baaaccckkk for our last episode of 2019 AND fighting our post holiday blues by recapping an epic RHOC reunion. All we’ll say is Vicki wins #1 Grown Ass Woman Tantrum of 2019. Next up, we set sail with Below Deck and realize Tanner’s true colors as a f*ck boy. We also realized how ~scary~ Smashtan is??? This time, we’re #TeamKate. Back in Atlanta... we debate the existence of the ALLEGED recording of Cynthia talkin’ smack and give our take on the drama leading up to Cynthia’s engagement. We wrap up with Anna doing a trust fall and the announcement of our final mix-matched housewives list from our weeks long game. PLOT TWIST—we didn’t do so great. Cheers to a New Year!

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Your favorite Ho Ho Ho’s are back for a technologically-challenged, pre-holiday episode. Taylor takes this one on the road on what sounds like a high speed chase 😉 Dallas wraps up with a 🔥 season finale with happy endings for seemingly everyone but LeeAnne... RHOC’s reunion turns into Vicki begging for her job back, while on Below Deck Kate swerves from consequences...again . RHONJ hits another low and pulls on our heart strings, while Project Runway serves up some holiday lewks #byeAlan. We close our second-to-last-episode of the year by placing ourselves in different housewives’ cities. Take a guess where we land! Cheers to the holidays!

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