Everyone's on vacation...except us. From Tahiti to Jamaica, the reality TV lineup is serving up the drama. We're keeping up with Khloe as she turns 35 and debating how much pull the Kardashians actually have in politics. Then we go below deck to discuss who controls the tides and sea urchins. #NoThankYou. Another ~alleged~ act of violence from Kelly surfaces and we are. not. shocked. The Jersey ladies should come with a trigger warning as they bring up Taylor's worst fears, and over in Dallas, Leanne finds a way to make elephants about herself. Lastly, we finish off with some Atlanta shade and our game of the week! LISTEN NOW!

On today's REAL Quick agenda we discuss Peppa Pig's potential rap career with Hasbro's purchase of Entertainment One. Then, SURPRISE...another streaming service is coming at you but PLOT TWIST episodes are only 10 min long and will cost you about the same as Netflix. #GoodbyeKyle. Next, we conduct a much needed wellness check on the "Peloton Lady." Blink twice if we need to save you from your husband. We wrap things up with a discussion on finding your productive mojo at work!

BREAKING: New York’s most eligible bachelorette has found love in the Windy City. Speaking of windy, Tornado Rhylee has arrived in Thailand and has some STRONG feelings about the Paleo Diet. Girl, same. Back in Atlanta, the ladies are taking plates off the table and taking names. Turns out Marlo's sequin jumpsuit isn't the only thing these ladies hate. David finally learned how to write a nice email just in time for the RHOC ladies to copy our Miami trip. Who did it better? Jury's still out. Tensions build in Jamaica as the New Jersey ladies embark on a girls' trip with their best not-so-close girlfriends. This could get interesting....

Another Sunday another deep dive into realiTEA. New in this week: Anna gets married, and goes under the knife ;) LVP throws shade at Kyle with her latest insta post feat. Kim Richards. Shadeeee? We think so. Moving on to the drop of the new Summer House trailer.. WOW. Will Amanda and Kyle survive this season? IDK. Over on the West Coast the Kardashians, fight over candy, #relatable, and Kelly pushes her mom down the stairs, *allegedly*. In Thailand, Kevin still can’t win and the Dallas ladies battle it out over a v. bad clip on dress. Atlanta leaves us hanging on for another week and Jennifer learns what an apology is. ‘Bout time. But we’re betting the peace won’t last long. Stay Tuned.