MasturHaters

On the first recorded episode of 2018 the Masturhaters Reunite! Chris thinks senile people don't have a right to exist, Ron thinks your fake meat recipe is just a shitty salad, Cara hates Christmas lights, Jon Saves Chris's life billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of times, and Alyssa is sick of braggy moms and their ugly kids.

On this episode of Masturhaters, Chris returns and hates his job again. Ron hates nerds who cosplay at movie openings, Alyssa is entranced by Facebook live stream pearl parties. Jon thinks man caves are shit, and joins the fight for fifteen after dealing with a faulty McDonalds kiosk.

On this episode of Masturhaters, Chris returns and hates his job again. Ron hates nerds who cosplay at movie openings, Alyssa is entranced by Facebook live stream pearl parties. Jon thinks man caves are shit, and joins the fight for fifteen after dealing with a faulty McDonalds kiosk.

On this episode of Masturhaters, Chris returns and hates his job again. Ron hates nerds who cosplay at movie openings, Alyssa is entranced by Facebook live stream pearl parties. Jon thinks man caves are shit, and joins the fight for fifteen after dealing with a faulty McDonalds kiosk.

On this episode of Masturhaters Jon think breakfast is a hoax being pushed by big breakfast companies to sell your fat ass more jimmy dean sausages you fucking losers. Ron tells us all how he will throw you under the fucking bus if you steal from his dumb job. Cara doesn't give a shit if you were raped by her favorite celebrity,and Alyssa shares the plight of the pregnant woman in modern America. fuck you!

On this episode of Masturhaters Jon think breakfast is a hoax being pushed by big breakfast companies to sell your fat ass more jimmy dean sausages you fucking losers. Ron tells us all how he will throw you under the fucking bus if you steal from his dumb job. Cara doesn't give a shit if you were raped by her favorite celebrity,and Alyssa shares the plight of the pregnant woman in modern America. fuck you!

On this episode of Masturhaters Jon think breakfast is a hoax being pushed by big breakfast companies to sell your fat ass more jimmy dean sausages you fucking losers. Ron tells us all how he will throw you under the fucking bus if you steal from his dumb job. Cara doesn't give a shit if you were raped by her favorite celebrity,and Alyssa shares the plight of the pregnant woman in modern America. fuck you!

On this episode of Masturhaters, Cara doesn't understand forum rules. Ron's fingers are all buttery from delicious mall pretzels, Alyssa thinks ASMR videos are creepy. Jon thinks rape kits are archaic and out of date and are intrusive to people who have been recently victimized.

On this episode of Masturhaters, Cara doesn't understand forum rules. Ron's fingers are all buttery from delicious mall pretzels, Alyssa thinks ASMR videos are creepy. Jon thinks rape kits are archaic and out of date and are intrusive to people who have been recently victimized.

On this episode of Masturhaters, Cara doesn't understand forum rules. Ron's fingers are all buttery from delicious mall pretzels, Alyssa thinks ASMR videos are creepy. Jon thinks rape kits are archaic and out of date and are intrusive to people who have been recently victimized.