The Masturhaters return this week to tackle the issues that truly matter like the Goya aisle, whats up with that? How people are shitty about getting the money they asked for, lesbians that won't take no for an answer, people using freaking fake gosh darn swear words, and having people being attractive and funny forcing those who are lacking in being attractive to rely on other social tools like being nice, who the fuck wants to be nice?