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- The Royal Commission of Kristo Hakola-Parry
There has never been a more serious, more warranted or more prescient Royal Commission in the history of Australian law. Kristo Hakola-Parry is accused of stingery, scabbery and the heinous charge of being beholden to the last penny. Commissioners Thomas and Sammy grill the defendant and get to the bottom of this incredibly serious charge.
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39 min - The ANZAC's Fought For Our Right to Podcast
This week the boys are brimming with ANZAC spirit as Sammy, Kristo and Tom set out on planning their ideal celebrations for this historic day. What time should they get to the pub? Should they stick with the same side of the coin for the entirety of 2up? How much can you do to a yabbie before it's classified as animal abuse? All these questions will be answered on the only podcast you need to hear ahead of ANZAC day this Friday.
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34 min - Mates Rates Journey to Rugby League Immortallity
Lockyer, Lewis, Inglis, Fittler, Johns, Kristo, Sammy, Tom. All names you would associate with the great sport of Rugby League. This week the boys officially accept the offer from the CEO of Thugby League to participate in a once-in-a-lifetime game of touch footy in Rockhampton. There’s only one problem: We don’t know how to play Rugby League… Join us on this journey as we explore the rules, culture and much much more.
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30 min - Mates Rates First Official Board Meeting
The Economy is in shambles, the world is headed for another recession so we’ve decided that the best course of action is to call the first Board Meeting of the Mates Rates Corporation Incorporated. We’ve got apologies, minutes, a role call, and all the other Accoutre mon that come along with official business. Will the Chairman stand up and take charge or will he be deposed embarrassingly in a cruel mutiny?
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35 min - The Great North American Challenges
Sammy and Tom are back from The U.S. of A (and canada) and boy do they have some explaining to do. Tasked with completing 3 challenges each while overseas, we find out who will suffer the harshest of punishments. We’ve also got a guest appearance from Brian Kransky as well as some correspondence from our favourite touch footy team.
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51 min - Card Carrying Cucks ft. Lachy Mcintyre & Edan McGovern
This week the boys* welcome in special guests Edan McGovern and Lachy Mcintyre from the Nobody Asked Podcast. They catch up on all things cuckery, Euro Pop, Reality TV and much more. Plus a much needed therapy session that helps our two guests develop empathy for the first time in their lives
*Kristo and Sammy are steering the ship this week while the other guy (Tim or something) is still overseas
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44 min - The First I'm Hearing Of This
Sammy and Tom say bon voyage as they travel to distant and unknown lands (North America). Eager to not be left out, Kristo has prepared a series of challenges for the guys to complete while they're living it up overseas. We also try and come up with a new hit reality TV show involving our two favourite things, finding love and real estate agents. You'll also find out some incredibly important information about Katy Perry, Jeff Bezos and space travel. Have a great time guys!
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54 min - We Attempt To Break A Guinness World Record Ft. Father McMahon
Is this the greatest achievement ever recorded on a podcast? Or is it the most uncomfortable thing you’ll listen to all year? Only you can decide after listening to the entire episode in full as many times as you can possibly manage. Once the dust has settled and the results have been tallied, the boys are joined by esteemed albeit controversial school chaplain Father McMahon.
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42 min - Sammy & Kristo's Rap From The Archives
If you thought white boys couldn't rap, think again. Sammy and Kristo lay down some of the hardest bars every recorded into digital sound. If that sublime effort isn't enough for you then don't worry, because the boys then give their best shot at performing a wedding speech. This is probably the most lyrical, poetic, intellectual and sophisticated podcast you will ever hear.
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57 min - Apropos of Nothing
The boys are back and full of energy, you can taste the excitement in the room as Sammy brings you an update on his legal troubles. Plus a horn honking listener delivers a devastating hospo mishap and the boys kick off a new game featuring one of Tom's favourite pasttimes.
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About Mates Rates
From the publisher's feed
Lifelong best mates Sammy, Kristo & Tom sit down each week to get serious. Seriously goofy (haha just a joke [there will be more of those]). Joined by their horn honking listeners, they’re ready to receive your correspondence and have some regulation ‘fun’. Have a great time guys. The end.