We wish you a Cobley podcast, we wish you a Cobley podcast, we wish you a Cobley podcast and a happy Matt (he's the other one in it).

Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah

Music: Matt Cornah, XTC, Paul McCartney, Dave Hewson

With additional recorded footage from the Christmas special of "Inspector Morse" with thanks to ITV

© 2015 Matt and Cobley

www.mattandcobley.com

Cobley always dreamed of being a relationship guru, while Matt always dreamed of being in a relationship *with* a guru. Consequently much of this week's podcast is spent trying to work out what a "guru" actually is. It's the last episode of the series so I reckon there's a good chance they'll get married at the end. Or one of them will be killed. Or, possibly, nothing will happen at all. LISTEN AND SEE!

Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah

Music: Matt Cornah, Morrissey, Genesis, David Wise

With additional recorded footage from "Sexy Time", with thanks to ITV

© 2014 Matt and Cobley

www.mattandcobley.com

In loving memory of Gary Barlow (god rest his soul), Matt and Cobley explore the seedy scandals of the music industry, up to and including the SHOCKING truth behind Byan Ferry's crippling addiction to Curly Wurlys. This entire episode is sung in close harmony with fifteen burly Welsh men.

Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah

Music: Matt Cornah, The Kinks, Twist Cornah Sr., Ludwig Van Beethoven, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Keane, The Beatles, Depeche Mode, Boney M, Mike Perjanik, Frank and Nancy Sinatra, Iron Butterfly

With additional recorded footage featuring Ludwig Van Beethoven's "Ludwig Sings the Newest Hits" promo, with thanks to ITV

© 2014 Matt and Cobley

www.mattandcobley.com

The podcast boys (that's Matt and Cobley) endure a volley of argument concerning WHO HAS THE BIGGEST HAT. Once resolved, they continue by discussing in great depth the pros and cons of tight leather hotpants (and whether or not all future podcasts should be perfomed in them). It's enlightening!

Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah

Music: Matt Cornah, David Bowie, Glenn Miller, Chilly Gonzales, Robin Beanland

Special Thanks: Carla Godridge

With additional recorded footage featuring the cast of "Marks and Spencer: The Beginning", with thanks to ITV

© 2014 Matt and Cobley

www.mattandcobley.com

Matt and Cobley (mainly Matt) apologise for there not being a podcast this week...

Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah

Music: Matt Cornah, Depeche Mode

© 2014 Matt and Cobley

www.mattandcobley.com

Matt and Cobley accurately predict the plot of the upcoming Hollywood smash "Jurassic Park 4", and discuss the personal life of Academy Award-winning actor Les Dennis. This episode also features EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes gossip straight from the set of "Drive-Racing 2: Mean Streets". It's QUITE A RIDE.

Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah

Music: Matt Cornah, The Doors, Yoko Mizuta, Jerry Goldsmith, Robin Beanland

With additional recorded footage featuring Buzz McCloun, Clay Bollinsky and the respective casts of "Gin 'n' Tonic's Wacky Pub Crawl", "The Wizards of Pentdranoop: Rise of the Demon Prince" and "Steamroller", with thanks to ITV

© 2014 Matt and Cobley

www.mattandcobley.com

This week Matt and Cobley catch up with the Eastenders gang and finally get to the bottom of who REALLY killed Jeremy Geralds. After sorting that out, they get to the nitty-gritty of working out which Hollyoaks character they're least likely to have sex with. Spoiler alert: it's the weird-looking one.

Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah

Music: Matt Cornah, Soft Cell

Special Thanks: Carla Godridge

With additional recorded footage featuring the cast of ITV's "Liquorice Crescent"

© 2014 Matt and Cobley

www.mattandcobley.com

On this week's show Matt and Cobley discuss the career of Ryder Cup champion Ryan Giggs, how to choose the fastest-looking horse at the (horse) races and who they reckon is the best out of the Hungry Hungry Hippos (spoiler: it is the orange one).

Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah

Music: Matt Cornah, New Order

With additional recorded footage featuring: Len Ligament, Ace Patrick, Shirley Patrick and the BBC (probably)

© 2014 Matt and Cobley

www.mattandcobley.com