Matt & Brendan give underwear a break for different reasons. Warning: Your results may vary. Matt's privates got a little too much attention on a group text. Brendan might've frightened a pizza delivery guy after drinking Oberons in the hot tub with Wiz.

Matt is preparing for a big Power Point presentation tonight at the firehouse and he's trying to strike a balance between informational & entertaining. Brendan played pool against a guy who was clearly on Molly. Plus: Ernest P. Worrell's cultural impact.

Matt & Brendan start planning a joint vacation to the new Taco Bell resort in California. Mistaken Mad Dawg once tried to fight a credit card charge from Yum Brands and Blazed Doc Rhubarb tried to return a BK Broiler to Burger King. Krusty Burger, anyone?

Matt & Brendan had a guys night out at Cordial Inn, complete with tall Jack & Cokes and a smile-inducing cheeseburger. Matt played handyman around the house & it really pleased Justine. Thuggish Ruggish Brendan caught Bone Thugs N Harmony getting high.

Thirsty pals prefer Matt & Brendan 2-to-1 over the purple stuff. An email forward opens the door to a prehistoric adventure. Neither Matt nor Brendan are widemouth smilers. Brendo has a citrus flashback & an elder at Jewel reminds Matt to seize the day.

Cooper got out to the dog park and showed off his social side. He's the life of the party. Sometimes Matty shreds when he should've sliced. Brendo's family planning went awry. Michael Jordan made a classic DMV commercial for Chevy back in the

Matt & Brendan learn that young Jackson has lots of love to give. Matt considers a Costco jug of whiskey while Brendan samples Conor McGregor's new line of Proper Twelve. Plus: A jolly good tale of Amazon thievery & deceit and a stinky bathroom argument.

Make some noise for Matt & Brendan, who are whistling their way into March with a plant-based show. Brendo gets the heave-ho from the least Chicago-esque bar in Chicago. Matt struggles with the proper way to call out a 5-year-old for cheating at Monopoly.

Matt and Brendan are finally getting a Friday night out, just the two of them. It's long overdue. Matt has been swimming, steaming and studying stats in preparation for the M&B evening. Brendan is dressing to impress in his Bobby Portis Crazy Eyes shirt.

Matt & Brendan know the weekend starts on Thursday night. A mesmerizing alum of The Voice captures most of Brendan's attention at Bub City. A night on the town turns out to be more than he can stomach, however. Matt sees a cold side of downtown Naperville

Matt & Brendan are both making the most of a new year, according to their to-do lists. Matty sampled salmon and liked it. Brendo experienced wonderment at the Winter Classic, thanks to a condiment borrowed and something Weezer played from The Blue Album.