Matt makes a very short statement in this very short episode. Normal programming to return soon. Matt loves you all.

On this day of the lord, Matt gets into a slew of things that confuse him, including but not limited to: the far right’s response to the ongoing BLM protests, the hypocrisy of Hollywood and their endless stream of shitty cop shows, the algorithms of YouTube and social media platforms that show us what they think we want to see (even if we don’t want to see it at all), the very very unfortunate fact that very very old and out of touch people are in charge of almost all things, and perhaps the most confusing thing of all: CHAZ — Seattle’s Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone — and its potential fallout. Don’t forget to get your MDIC merch at mattdelia.com/store! Use the code ‘KAY2020’ to get 15% off!! AND a portion of ALL PROCEEDS will go directly to BLM!!!

The world is still on fire! So there’s a lot to discuss! In this episode Matt covers the future of policing in America, the ‘controversy’ surrounding the demolition of confederate monuments (and the bad reasons why it’s even considered a ‘controversy’ in the first place), NASCAR’s decades-late decision to ban the confederate flag from their boring-as-hell events, Donald Trump’s unbelievably dumb conspiracy-laden tweets and the unbelievably dumb people who embrace them, the unbearable terribleness of the year 2020 and how it won’t be getting better any time soon, and of course the ongoing and inspiring Black Lives Matter protests — and how / why they’ve spread from America all the way around the rest of the world. Don’t forget to get your MDIC merch at mattdelia.com/store — 15% off if you use the code ‘KAY2020’ — with a portion of ALL proceeds going to BLM / EJI !!! Weeeeeeee!!!!!

During this week’s Sunday Service, Matt discusses the religious right’s absurd response to the Black Lives Matter protests, the shitty tactics the far-right uses to try to make BLM seem ‘racist’ and / or ‘terrorist’ and / or ‘communist’, the truth behind the entirely-false George Soros conspiracy theories (including the widely-held one that claims BLM itself is a Soros-funded operation), and Donald Trump’s newly built ‘wall’— aka the dinky, bitch-ass fence he put up around the White House to keep the protestors away. Also— THE ‘MATT D’ELIA IS CONFUSED’ ONLINE MERCH STORE IS NOW UP AND RUNNING. Get 15% off all week using the code ‘KAY2020’. And most importantly— a significant portion of the proceeds of all sales will be donated to Black Lives Matter. Go check it all out at mattdelia.com/store

Quarantine is over. (Kinda.) But now the world is on fire for a totally different reason— the protests opposing police brutality against Black Americans, and the murder of George Floyd. And that’s the only thing worth talking about at the moment. So that’s what Matt talks about— he covers the righteousness and simplicity of the underlying principle of the protests, the unbelievable degree to which Donald Trump is a massive pussy and his hypocritical response to the actions of the protestors, the asshole opportunists trying to fuck up the protests and turn them into their own shittier cause— and the stark difference between how white people say they feel around cops versus how black people say they feel around cops. Somehow a story about Matt tripping and falling on his first day of basketball practice sneaks in there too. But that is just a minor detail. (ALSO: IF YOU’RE PROTESTING, WEAR A MASK!!!)

The world is breaking and the country is burning, so Matt couldn’t bring himself to do a normal Sunday Service. Instead, he focuses on a religion other than Christianity, though one that is just as confusing and indirectly destructive— American Exceptionalism. But the main focus of today’s episode is the only thing worth talking about at this particularly fucked up moment in time: the deeply disturbing murder of George Floyd, the astonishing straightforwardness of its brutality, the illuminating and differing responses to it from the media and the public, the ensuing nationwide protests, the unfortunate but unavoidable looting and destruction it has led to, why and how there is only one ‘side’ to be on amid all this chaos— and ultimately why it’s so hard for some white people to come to terms with the fact that racism is still so pervasive in our country. Matt also makes time to shit all over Donald Trump’s terrible but predictable response to all of this. And finally, Matt tells some personal anecdotes about the LA protests— which have literally been happening directly outside his front door. Stay safe, everybody.

What day is it? Oh right who cares anymore. In today’s episode, after some exciting show-related announcements, Matt gets into why everyone is acting so extra stupid during this pandemic, why ‘Karens’ act like ‘Karens’, why Twitter trying to label Trump’s lying tweets as ‘misleading’ actually helps Trump, the one simple thing Joe Biden needs to say to win the 2020 election— and what confuses him the most about what’s happening in the world today. Later in the episode he answers a bunch of your Twitter questions! Yayyyyyy!

SUNDAY IS HERE AGAIN! THANK GOD FOR THAT AND MUCH MORE! On this particular day of the lord, Matt addresses Christian America’s very strange and counterintuitive notion that Trump was sent by god himself, how the fuck anyone could possibly look at the president and think ‘oh yeah he believes in god’, the depressing and empty ways all politicians cater to religious communities, the recent explosion of viral ‘Karen’ videos, the likely future of the post-truth era, the congressional candidate who openly embraced QANON and won(!!!)— and much more! He also makes some time for some of your Twitter questions! PRAISE BE!

In this episode Matt discusses his number one greatest life achievement: his appearance in a summer 2013 issue of Playgirl. He also discusses his feelings about nudity on film in general, and of course he makes time for some supremely annoying pandemic-related shit— of which there is an apparently endless supply. Then... twitter questions! Weeeeee!!!

Sunday Service™ is here again— praise be! Matt opens today’s service by getting very mad at people who are still going to church and spreading covid around. From there he gets into much more, including but not limited to: why Bill Gates gets all the conspiracy theories for himself while Jeff Bezos gets nothing (even though Bezos looks and behaves much more like a supervillain), the hypocrisy of all those people who refuse to believe the mainstream media but lap up any and every random video or Facebook post their friends or moms send them, the sad way that Trump’s followers thoughtlessly and immediately pick up their dear leader’s talking points, the depressingly elastic nature of the term ‘Fake News’ (and why it will never go away), the absurdly vacant conspiracy theory called ‘Obamagate’, and the new religion sweeping across America— QAnon. He also plays some amazing church music. Why? It’s Sunday. And what’s Sunday? The day of the lord. AMEN.