Cannon Tongue is a band from Topeka that I don't think is ugly. It's not a word that would even come up when I was describing them unless it was proceeded by the word "not". But that doesn't mean they couldn't benefit from a little looksmaxxing! In this episode, we explore what a band can do to improve their appearance, and in turn, improve everything.

Here they are - https://www.instagram.com/cannontongue

I tried to talk to Tyler King about his album release and upcoming show, but all he wanted to talk about was the green M&M. I was ready to discuss his music, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't get him to stop talking about anthropomorphic candy. Sorry.

HERE'S TYLER - https://www.instagram.com/tylerkingband/

Welcome to the Freddy Vs! It's scary how much this St. Louis band loves Freds of all kinds! I hope you like this cool conversation.

I tried to fix the podcast and I don't think it worked. 86 Red tried to fix their microphone and I don't think it worked. The point is, we keep trying. We are allowed to fail. We are allowed to get back up. That's life. 86 Red is a nice band of nice people as far as I know.

Here they are - https://www.instagram.com/86red.band/

I called this band Under Armor and that was a mistake, they are called Under Axis. It was very nice of them to talk to me, and very rude of me to get their name wrong. 

Please look at them - https://www.instagram.com/underaxis/

Please help me - https://www.patreon.com/mattfbasler

Maddie from Funky Fresh is on this podcast that is and always has been about doing fun a thought provoking tier lists! What will we tier this time? You'll have to listen to find out! 

Look at Funky Fresh - https://www.instagram.com/funky_freshfm/

HELP ME! - patreon.com/mattfbasler

I had to tell Mitchell Matthews about these ghosts that keep showing up and yapping about Christmas and time travel. So annoying. 

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I was kidding about everything I said in this episode. Me, my potential cohosts, and Young Animals want to make it clear that what was said in this recording is all fake and definitely not referring to anything real. Even if it seems like it lines up with real events, that's just a crazy coincidence. 

Check em out - https://www.instagram.com/younganimalsband/

Check ME out - https://www.patreon.com/mattfbasler

On our VERY SCARY Halloween episode, Jeremy Hellwig joins the pod to talk about his new stand up special Wronged From Above.

Hope it ain't too SCARY for ya! 

HERE'S JEREMY - https://www.jeremyhellwig.com/

JOIN ME - http://www.patreon.com/mattfbasler

I've often wondered what will be my lasting mark on this world once I am dead and in the ground and worm food and dust. Will a song I have written continue to inspire? Perhaps a funny video I made will bring laughs for generations to come? But actually no, it's none of those. It's the creation of the Thought Collector. Soon to be as iconic as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Fourth of July American Flag - every child will know the Thought Collector.