Me and my boy Nick Tilleli talk straight up the best sh*t. What do we really talk about, though? Hilarious-ness. We be funny as f*ck. We talk sex, older women, comedians, coronavirus, hospitals, pt cruisers, and IDK. I'm drinking Coronas. And I kinda forgot what we talked about. (I pee at some point.) Actually, wait. We talk sociopaths, jokes, and f*ck... whatever. F*ck you! Listen! (I love you, I guess.) ((Also, we talk period sex.))

Uh oh, it's us boys. We argue and talk dirty. (AND WE HAVE EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES: MTA CONTENT!) It's 4:15 AM. I hope this uploads correctly. CORONAVIRUS. F*CK YOU! (Don't mind the fire alarm or that part where I direct Zac and Kevin to kiss and the audio isn't that interesting, or IDK. We're RAW.)

I'm currently in Social ICE Relations. (That's right, a pun on isolation!) Also, I'm not. I was hanging with my B*tch, today. And YOU know me, Matty f*cks hard. AND I DO. But anyhow, I sing songs about the coronavirus AND talk about Lily Singh(s) because I was singing. Also, some Dad talk and other real shit. IDK, I was drinking all day. Enjoy the banter. Also, F*ck. (Who?) You! (Give me a review.) ((I also also talk about Tik Tok, New Orleans, AND a missing Jacked Guy so this EP is FULL OF CONTENT!))

Oh boy! This is a good one! My buddy Alex joins me and we talk DICKS. But not just DICKS. But a lot of DICKS. Also MOMS. And ART. AND other stuff. ALSO, a SUBWAY STORY! We have fun (and maybe do karaoke, SHHHHHH.) F*ck. you. (Also, homeless stuff.)

Okay, this one maybe MORE OFFENSIVE than the last one. But tbh fr, it's just jokes. Anyhow, Tyler Swain joins me for some boy time. We talk pedophilia, racism, and being woke. We actually solve a lot of problems in the world, so fr just deal with it. ALSO, we talk about murder, suicide, Genghis Khan, having a kid/getting jealous of your kid, and f*cking... Us boys got big egos and this episode proves it! F*ck you. (Also, we might slander Tyler Morrow a little. It's whatever.)

This one MIGHT be offensive. There's a lot of bad jokes about touchy subjects. Subjects included (include) slavery, 9/11, drugs, slavery, race, sexual orientation, girlfriends, slavery, friends :), IDK I was drunk. I might be lying about everything, and slavery. F*ck you. (Also, Tyler Morrow is on this one!) ((Also, Happy Black History Month!))

I love clickbait! CLICKBAIT ALL DAY! I also like incorrect grammer. SO CHECK THAT, DAD and/or MOM! ...I discuss comedy and the lowest common denominator. I discuss how we LOVE mediocrity and how challenging things are SO CHALLENGING... And YES, I discuss Identity Politics. AND being an individual!! Don't judge other people. BE YOURSELF. We all die. (Except me.) ((I also talk about cheating and Baile funk.)) (((I also discuss racial differences [or lack thereof] shhhh.)))

Congratulations to Parasite for winning best movie! Bad job to Joker for being dumb movie. In this episode, I'm joined by my very funny old friend John Paul Rivera and my very funny new friend Michael O'Donnell. We discuss mosquitoes, acid burning a guy's face, Waco, Texas, Joker, and just have a silly fun time. We never say any slurs and we're all chill. Shut up. We're chill.

I talk my BIG MOVE. That's right, I LIVE SOMEWHERE NEW NOW! Also, I'm sick and I cough. BOY, do I cough. I cough so much someone dies. Who, you ask? Could it be you? ...Also, as well, I sing. Because when I sing, I don't cough. I also talk about stand-up. WE ALL LOVE STAND-UP!

IDK, I talk about life. I drink beers. I discuss my drinking and living in New York. I discuss ranking people. I discuss moving to a new apartment and I discuss p*ssy. I love p*ssy. F*ck you.