Matt Stooks

In the second part of my conversation with Ian Guerin (part one here), we debate the pros and cons of eating at Sonic. We also address Waffle House vs IHOP.

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The awkward carhop is the most deserving of a tip

Ian Guerin stops by for a podcast.

Topics include:

1. The effect 25 cent PBR draws have on tipping.

2. Do restaurants spit in your food?

We came up with a bit more material than I expected, so this is just a part of the conversation.  I’ll post the rest later.

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I sat through way too much crappy late night television last night to put a podcast together.  Included are some clips and my brilliant commentary.

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Flashback: How to get rid of a leachy ex

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Today, we revisit a collect call from Nancy Kerrigan.

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(1:54 podcast) The High Lady called and left a voicemail. I’ve had a bad habit of not logging on to my phone system. After missing this classic High Lady call, I’ll do better on that. The number is 785.727.2291, and you can see if I’m available on the right column of the homepage.

It’s been a long time since I’ve had two podcast posts in a row. Don’t get used to it.

By the way, it sounds like the High Lady is watching the Chris Casey-Matt Stooks collaboration “KSU: What to do?” during the phone call.

The Sasquatch returns in “Sasquatch Back to School II.”

Sick of listening to your professor or boss?

Then you need the Bose Ear Buds.

Here’s a fun little diddy we did, called “Sasquatch Back To School.”

We do a segment on the show every day called “The Stooksoscope.” It’s like a horoscope, but with my name inserted and some of the stars advice slightly altered.

Here’s today’s for Taurus:

The fear is far more intimidating than the task itself. Tackle this job, and you’ll find that it’s easier than you would’ve believed. In fact, you’ll realize that your imagination made it far worse than the reality, unfortunately your imagination also conjured up images of midget clowns petting ponies.

It seems like every radio show feels the need to mention midgets, so we really didn’t have a midget chat planned. But we couldn’t keep the calls from pouring in.

Would a George Clooney midget still get the ladies? That’s this guy’s question.

We got two calls on this that we didn’t get to put on the air. The funny thing is both calls mention Bridget the Midget.

The first caller brought up Donkey Shows. I’m still not really sure what a Donkey Show is, but i’m sure it’s filthy.

The second caller told us about a friend who owes money to Bridget the Midget.

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Nothing says “sexy” like a tatooed midget with Marilyn Monroe’s defrosted head attached

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div style=”text-align: left;”>We started talking about how annoying some “Bulletins” are on MySpace. Think mid-90’s quality Email forwards. The Iraqi woman called in to counter our claims.

The Da Vinci Code comes out this Friday. One guy told us about his plans for a “Da Vinci Code Party,” complete with “Jesus Togas.”

Thanks to groundbreaking Stooks technology, we found a hidden message in last night’s American Idol.