We return to the never-ending supply from Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States. Can Matthew get through a ten-point list without laughing?

Short and sweet - Happy Tuesday!

Happy Labor Day, everyone! Because today feels like a second Sunday, Ella prepared another StoryJoke!

We have a StoryJoke worthy of Sherlock Holmes himself!

This is one of Matthew's favorite jokes, and it doesn't matter that he's heard it before, because he laughs just as hard.

Tonight we have an unorthodox guest with us - Jasmine the Cat! Enjoy these cat jokes and Jasmine's dulcet purring.

Who needs a punchline? Matthew gets hung up on the first three words of this joke and can barely move on.

Another visit from McSweeney's, and we'll tell you right now, Matthew never stood a chance.

We never thought we'd get this far when we started this thing. September? Already? So we tried something new - we had our first live guest artist! Thanks, Atticus!

Oo-de-lally! It's a Spider Joke!