This is a long one. Buckle in, cuz it's a great story(joke).

This is a long one. Buckle in, cuz it's a great story(joke).

Because we recorded this so late in the day, we felt guilty and gave you some bonus jokes. Enjoy!

Because we recorded this so late in the day, we felt guilty and gave you some bonus jokes. Enjoy!

Matthew actually got this joke right! It's a silly one for all you silly people.

Matthew actually got this joke right! It's a silly one for all you silly people.

A shoutout to Emily Cohen, who did not submit this joke, but whose birthday it is! So Happy Birthday!

A shoutout to Emily Cohen, who did not submit this joke, but whose birthday it is! So Happy Birthday!

Today's Wager is taken from an Instagram post that wonders what it would be like if lady's bodywash were marketed like Old Spice is for men. It's some hilarious copy, but can Matthew refrain from laughing?

Today's Wager is taken from an Instagram post that wonders what it would be like if lady's bodywash were marketed like Old Spice is for men. It's some hilarious copy, but can Matthew refrain from laughing?