Matt’s Not Here

Matt’s Not Here

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  • S4:E9 "Let's Get Uncomfortable"

    Unfortunately our scheduled plans fell through for this episode so we were forced to improvise. We decided to do some random topics and questions while Matt tries to make everyone uncomfortable. I think he succeeded. We hope you're ready for another cringe worthy episode as we try to get things back on track to our scheduled programming.


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    1 hr 5 min
  • S4:E8 "Shootin' The Sh*t"

    Hey everyone! On this week's episode we will be discussing.. Well, we sort of had a topic in mind for this episode but we decided to do something a bit different this week. If you're interested in hearing about the real reason why McDonald's ice cream machines are always broken, hearing some Tesla talk, as well other other random topics and questions make sure to give this episode a listen. 


    The real reason McDonald's ice cream machines are always broken:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrDEtSlqJC4


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    1 hr 22 min
  • S4:E7 "Is This A Challenge?"

    This week we bring you a discussion about some viral challenges over the past years. Some of these challenges are downright stupid while others may have started to raise awareness for a good cause. We do not condone any challenges so please do so at your own risk. We will not be liable for any injuries or negative affects these challenges may cause although if you decide to partake in any of these challenges please send us a video of it!


    Short Horror Film Of The Week: 

    Miner's Mountain

    Credits: Written, Produced and Directed by: Bennett Pellington 

    Executive Producer: Bobby Siegworth 

    Director of Photography: Eli Wallace-Johansson Production 

    Designer: Tripp Allen 

    Edited by: Jesse Andrus and Bennett Pellington

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYRyYs4SHqc


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    1 hr 3 min
  • S4:E6 "Hangin' With Buds" 420 Special

    Guess what time it is? It's 420! Time to hang with some buds! On this episode we dive into the history of 420, some stoner moments, stoner movies, and other 420 related topics. We understand that this topic choice may not be for everyone but it'll be sure to bring some laughs along with it. 


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    1 hr 38 min
  • S4:E5 "Did Someone Say Dominos?"

    Welcome to this week's episode of Matt's Not Here! On this episode we discuss some rather interesting historical domino effects. Get ready to hear how some strange chain of events caused other things to happen in seemingly unrelated ways. This one gets interesting!


    Movie Recommendation Of The Week:  Nosferatu

    Song Recommendation Of The Week:  Merkules & Bone Thugs N' Harmony - Homicide


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    1 hr 1 min
  • S4:E4 "Torture Talk"
    What's worse torture than listening to this podcast? Listen in and find out! This week we discuss torture methods and torture devices. Listener discretion is advised. We also advise you that some of these devices and methods are almost as bad as being forced to listen to Nickleback on repeat. Welcome to "Torture Talk".
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    1 hr 13 min
  • S4:E3 "Cancel Culture"

    Cancel culture. What is it? Where did it come from? How does it affect us? This week we'll be diving into a touchy subject for some. Join us on our soap box on this week's episode! Who knows? Maybe we'll get cancelled! We weren't really the crowd pleasing type anyways.


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    1 hr 7 min
  • S4:E2 "Dark History Of Nursery Rhymes"

    We have another fairly random, yet interesting topic this week! On this episode we dive into the dark history and back stories of some of the most iconic nursery rhymes. Were there hidden meanings? Maybe some of these theories were mere coincidences. Tune in, to hear us break some of these down. We promise you won't ever look at these nursery rhymes the same again!


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    1 hr 21 min
  • S4:E1 "We're Back! Now What Do We Talk About?"

    Welcome back everyone! On this week's episode you'll hear us talk about figuring out what to talk about! I guess we might also have mentioned our plans for the future, what went on during our break, and did several random questions we asked each other.


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    1 hr 12 min
  • S3:E13 "Oso The Comedian"

    The season finale is finally here! Get ready for some laughs, banter, and inappropriate fun! On this episode we interview Oso The Comedian!


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    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/osocomedy/

    Instagram: osocomedy


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    2 hr 34 min

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