What do I have to do to get one of them fancy renovation TV shows to come to my house already? 

Don't talk to me unless you're in your 30s. 

Duuuuuuuuuude I would just like ninja kick everything. 

What if when Mario falls in the hole it means we fall into an emotional hole in real life?

"I took the job because it is very secure and offers a great retirement package for my family down the road."

I hope this audition is like that movie Audition but without the crazy Japanese girl. 

Oh man I can't wait for that summer STANK.

Cuz I, wanna be someone, who belieeeeeeeeves, MIIIIIISTAAAHHH JOOOOOOOOOOOONES AHN ME 

If I had a 5 star review for every time I said 'you know' I'd have at least three or four reviews. 

If you don't talk to anybody, nothing can go wrong.