What if when Mario falls in the hole it means we fall into an emotional hole in real life?

"I took the job because it is very secure and offers a great retirement package for my family down the road."

I hope this audition is like that movie Audition but without the crazy Japanese girl. 

Oh man I can't wait for that summer STANK.

Cuz I, wanna be someone, who belieeeeeeeeves, MIIIIIISTAAAHHH JOOOOOOOOOOOONES AHN ME 

If I had a 5 star review for every time I said 'you know' I'd have at least three or four reviews. 

If you don't talk to anybody, nothing can go wrong. 

Maybe the LCP sucks... 

Everybody knows Pugs are the best dirksuses. 

In case you're wondering how much money it takes to prove that you can speak English: $13,000.