I play this character called Max Kevin, an empty shell of a human being. 

I'm addicted to being fat and lazy. 

I'm goin to my happy place tonight! 

The mirror says I'm pretty cool. 

It's very discoy. 

!"#!&$(&%()&'(%#%#!"

Haley Joel Osment doesn't use the metric system. 

There was a big snow report (literal Japanese translation).

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