I have been 80s movie crazy this past month! Beefing up my knowledge for another 80s film podcast I'm creating with a buddy, so its nothing but Michael J. Fox, John Hughes, Music Montages, and Bill Murray improve for me! 65 movies watched in about 30 days so I decided to super speed review all of them in under 30 minutes. Moronic? You betcha! But fun and superfluous, much like the 1980s as a whole...

i cut my oldest friend out of my life yesterday... my cable tv. The series finale's, the very special episodes, the Saturday morning cartoons, the ability to be part of the global conversation on entertainment. I owe it all to my dearest cable box. But alas, the world has changed and streaming rules the planet and I fucking hate commercials or passively watching sportsceneter for the 4th time today. So here's my swan song for a technology of the past . Thank you cable, I loved you dearly.

The Funniest Man of this generation. Weirdly his film career is a complete disheveled mess of classics, bombs, b movies and strangely dramatic emotional choices. Wanted to dig into what it must have been like to be so freakishly talented that no matter what role he played he was ALWAYS Robin Williams. So throw on your granny makeup, strap on some Peter Pan tights and make 3 wishes because IT'S...... SHOWTIME!!!!

Bro, just because its fart jokes, random cutaways and spastic pop culture references doesn't make it generationally great art! Family Guy is a low brow high concept masterpiece that really attempts to push the boundaries of how far television can go. It is responsible for where we are in comedy today, so I wanted to pay homage to its glory. ALL HAIL THE GRIFFINS!!!!

A podcast ABOUT a podcast ABOUT movies from a podcaster who podcasts about movies? The rewatchables is the best podcast of all time, a master class in breaking down cult classics in a 50% intellectual 50% silly manner that warms my heart. So I decided to NFL draft style rank the best of the best of this elite group and it was so much irrelevant fun. Enjoy!

Positivity and feel good warm fuzzies are at the heart of Ted Lasso and its cornball premise. It's 2020s Parks and Rec as we follow kind hearted mustached Mr. Lasso traverse the world of premiere soccer coaching with zero to no knowledge of the sport (he's an American football coach by trade). You'll laugh, cry and feel joyous about being a human as Lasso dad jokes his way through a bumpy existence. ITS DELIGHTFUL WATCH IT NOW

This show is heavy brooooooh, insane visuals, a podcast format that sometimes has NOTHING to do with the animation. But its wonderful, and profound and serious and silly and it defies logic or definition. So dive in to the simulated world view of Clancy and his space cast as the mysteries of the world are randomly and beautifully unraveled one chaotic adventure at a time!

16 years later and this show still RULES. First ever cultural hit with fully formed female leads. Felt bold and new as it was unafraid of sex dynamics or questioning relationship dynamics from a female perspective. Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte are all time characters who were witty, real and fabulous to their bones. Plus its like NYC fantasy life status times a billion. LOVED IT, DRINK A COSMO AND WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!

Why waste 4 hours slogging through commercials and bad refs and idiot commentators just to have a coin flip chance at a win? It's 2020 people, there's a perfect way to streamline/destress and thoroughly enjoy sports without monopolizing your day. So follow my step by step procedures and become a model of efficiency in your athletic enjoyment!

Tom. FREAKING. Hardy. He's the lizard king of weirdo masked villains. HE DOESNT CARE THAT HE'S A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING, THE MAN WANTS TO ACT! He wants deplorable strange roles and face coverings and strange accents and.... HE'S GOING TO BE JAMES BOND!!! It's perfect and it's strange so I wanted to delve into Tom Tom and all of his Hardiness that he'll throw into 007!!!!! AHHHHH SYSTEM OVERLOAD!!!