So like. Did the ghostwriter forget this was James Patterson novel or is Iggy secretly JP's self insert? 🤔 

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I am literally going to throw up if JP keeps making Ari have romantic thoughts about his sister, which was esTABLISHED LAST BOOK.

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Max is not like other girls: besides the wings, she's exactly like other girls.

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Isn't it wild that the flock never faces any consequences for Gazzy and Iggy blowing up the basement of the school?

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JP: Max doesn't need to be a mom at 14.

JP:

JP: She needs to be a mom at 15!

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When will James Patterson learn that two people who were raised together are still siblings, even if they aren't blood related?

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Y'all would not BELIEVE how often I had to stop recording to go look up how to pronounce words in this episode. Also I hope y'all enjoy my terrible British accent and I'm sorry to any British people out there.

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Iggy's sad but I had way too much fun recording that part.

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A talking dog. A TALKING DOG. THE DOG. SPEAKS.

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Ari morphing? Sick Animorphs reference, bro!

Also there's a bonus after the outro today 👀

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