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Old man butt is real.

Have you ever seen an old man butt? It’s like somebody stole the buttcheeks in the middle of the night and left grandpa out there with negative aerodynamics. Put a wallet in the back pocket of some Levi's. You'll see what I mean. Just flopping all over the place.

We’re giving BBLs to the wrong people. We need to support our elders. If grandpa needs structural butt support to keep his chonies up, we as a society should step in.

Call 1-800-SAVE-MY-BUTT. Operators are standing by.

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Ibiza travel guide for a fast 24 hours in San Antonio (Sant Antoni de Portmany), Spain.

We cover airport transport, where to stay, what to eat, where the clubs are at, and the one unexpected highlight: great Mexican food on a Spanish island.

The One-Day Itinerary

• Land at Ibiza Airport (IBZ)

• Taxi or bus to San Antonio (Sant Antoni de Portmany)

• Check in at The Red Hotel

• Beer run at the convenience store across the street

• Lunch at Palapa (Mexican street food + frozen margarita / Paloma)

• Walk around town and see the Columbus Egg statue

• Swim at Playa de Sant Antoni

• Change, then hit the West End bar strip at night

• Optional: Caló des Moro for more beach + club energy

• Late-night dinner, indecisive makes slice of pizza the option

• Early morning port walk for the quiet version of Ibiza

Getting There

• Taxi IBZ to San Antonio: about €40 (in this episode)

• Bus Line 9 IBZ to San Antonio: about €4 and just under an hour (in this episode)

• Once you’re in San Antonio, it’s easy to walk to the beach, port, and nightlife streets.

Stay Here

The Red Hotel (Sant Antoni de Portmany)

https://www.ibizafeeling.com/hotels/the-red-hotel/

Food

Palapa Ibiza (Sant Antoni de Portmany)

https://www.palapaibiza.com/en/

Useful Links

Ibiza Airport (IBZ): https://www.aena.es/en/ibiza.html

ALSA airport transfers (Line 9: Ibiza Airport ↔ Sant Antoni): https://www.alsa.com/en/airports/ibiza

Sant Antoni town overview: https://visit.santantoni.net/en/what-to-do/towns-and-areas/sant-antoni-de-portmany/

Sant Antoni nightlife info: https://visit.santantoni.net/en/what-to-do/nightlife/

Caló des Moro beach: https://visit.santantoni.net/en/what-to-do/beaches/calo-des-moro/

S’Arenal (main beach in the bay): https://visit.santantoni.net/en/what-to-do/beaches/sarenal/

Columbus Egg info: https://latorreibiza.com/en/news/114-

Full episodes on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@maxwellskitchenpodcast

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Quick Tips

• If you only have 24 hours, pick your base: Ibiza Town (historic/closer to big clubs) or San Antonio (cheaper, big bay, nightlife strip).

• August heat is rugged. Get in the water when you can.

• San Antonio nightlife is loud and concentrated. Great if you want it. Brutal if you don’t.

• The morning port walk is worth it for filming and vibes.

Chapters

00:00 Cody Maxwell intro

00:17 Maxwell’s Kitchen: Euro Trip

00:50 What is Ibiza - Balearic Islands quick history

01:17 Saffron, pirates, and the 24-hour plan

01:48 Where to stay: Ibiza Town vs San Antonio

02:07 Taxi vs bus from the airport

02:24 The Red Hotel + the convenience store beer run

02:41 Lunch at Palapa

03:01 Columbus Egg statue

03:25 It’s brutally hot, so it’s time to swim

03:46 San Antonio beach + nearby clubs waking up

04:07 West End nightlife + Caló des Moro

04:26 Late-night pizza and the 6am port walk

04:45 Ibiza verdict and Balearic island ranking

05:07 Is San Antonio worth it for 24 hours?

05:24 Final thoughts + rating

Opening and closing music by Antracto.

Produced by Cody Maxwell.

Maps by Google Earth.

Artwork by Cody Maxwell.

Opening graphic assets by BoxOfMotion.

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Tesla fanboy vs reality, and I’m both voices in this back and forth.

Have you ever been in a Tesla? You know it’s genuinely impressive, and you also know it turns people into dorks who won’t stop talking about it.

If you’re even slightly interested in electric vehicles, this is the exact moment you either get it or you start planning your escape route. When people think something is cool they just keep going and going and going....

I hit the best parts of the Tesla ecosystem and the parts that make your friends regret asking - like the phone key, charging at home, software updates, and the sheer awesomeness of this invention. It’s me raggin on myself while still admitting it is the coolest.

Tell me which one you are in the comments, the Tesla fanboy, the person who does not care, or the exhausted passenger who just wants everyone to be normal for ten seconds.

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We’re two days into 2026. Time to get on it.

This is your chance. You can literally decide to upgrade anything you want. Learn something new. Fix the small thing you keep ignoring. Start the habit you have said you were going to start for months now. If you’ve been waiting for a sign, congratulations—this is it.

Here’s the part nobody wants to hear:

Momentum is a decision. And it starts with the smallest movement.

Pick one:

A tiny health win (walks, water, sleep, gym, yoga, literally anything)

A personal care win (haircut, wardrobe, clean the space, update the resume)

A relationship win (forgive somebo, or stop dating the human migraine)

A brain win (read 10 minutes before bed, learn Spanish, new playlist, new skill)

Do one move today. Not 47 moves. One. Then do it again tomorrow. Even if it’s only for a few minutes.

That’s how the “best year of your life” thing actually happens. One day at a time with little tiny baby steps.

Taking care of you makes you better at everything else - as a parent, partner, employee, or friend.

Feed the positive as well. Nothing negative about anybody. It brings you down, others down, and makes people want to be around you less. Try to only say positive things all day long and see what happens.

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Every year it happens. I say "Just Friends" is the greatest Christmas movie and everyone around me says its not even about Christmas. So I’m making it your problem.

We’re putting it up against the usual suspects (Die Hard, Elf, Home Alone, Christmas Vacation, Love Actually, Bad Santa… all of them). I need the comment section to settle this so I can win an argument with some teenagers and finally win this battle.

Drop your #1 Christmas movie in the comments or like the comment you agree with. We gotta settle this once and for all.

Credits

Production: Cody Maxwell

Graphics: motionstate

Music bed: “Home Alone Theme” (John Williams) — used under YouTube Content ID

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“You peaked in high school, bud.”

That's rude. But also, what if they’re right?😬

In this episode I’m messing around with the idea of “peaking” in life. How do you even know when it happens? Is it your 20s, when you look the best you ever will but your brain aint quite there yet? Or is it later, when your mind is sharper, your body is louder, and your kids roast your old photos so hard you start questioning everything?

I talk about tiny aging shifts you don’t notice, kids as brutally honest mirrors, social media constantly updating everyone’s mental picture of your face, and the hilarious possibility that you might actually keep getting better, smarter, and hotter as you go. You just peaked at 85 years old, Bud.

This Amalfi Coast travel guide walks you through 24 hours around Sorrento and Positano, including how to reach the coast from Naples Airport, which ferries to book, what to eat, and where to stay.

The One-Day Itinerary

• Land at Naples Airport (NAP)

• Alibus or taxi to Napoli Centrale

• Circumvesuviana train to Sorrento

• Check in at Central Plaza Sorrento Coast

• Stock up at the grocery store

• Walk to Marina Piccola for the ferry

• Ferry to Positano with cliffside views

• Snack at Blue Bar Positano

• Explore the beach and lanes

• Return ferry to Sorrento

• Dinner at Da Peppino

• Train back to Naples the next morning

Getting There

• Alibus to Centrale. About 15 minutes.

• Circumvesuviana to Sorrento. About 60 to 70 minutes.

• Everything is walkable once you arrive.

Ferries

• Alilauro Gruson: https://www.alilaurogru.it/

• NLG: https://www.navlib.it/

• Positano Jet: https://www.positanojet.com/

• Alicost: https://www.alicost.it/

Stay Here

Central Plaza Sorrento Coast

https://www.booking.com/hotel/it/central-plaza-sorrento-coast.en-gb.html

Food

Da Peppino Ristorante Pizzeria

https://maps.app.goo.gl/BjE9kRfxu3DgqL186

Blue Bar Positano

https://maps.app.goo.gl/CEj6PpZ9ULmK55cK8

Useful Links

Naples Airport (NAP): https://www.aeroportodinapoli.it/en

Alibus: https://www.anm.it/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1314&Itemid=268

Circumvesuviana: https://www.eavsrl.it/web/

Sorrento Port: https://maps.app.goo.gl/7kzqkWg3RvfFoXEj9

Positano Beach: https://maps.app.goo.gl/RTiC8kP51sM3Ub9y5

Full episodes on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@maxwellskitchenpodcast

Quick Tips

• Buy ferry tickets early.

• Wear proper shoes for the stairs.

• Bring small cash and water.

• Last ferries leave early.

• Grocery stores save the budget.

Chapters

00:00 Intro

00:17 Series bumper

00:40 Opening montage

00:52 What and where is the Amalfi Coast

01:22 Vesuvius and the produce

02:10 Lemons and regional foods

03:00 Naples Airport

03:30 Alibus to Centrale

04:00 Circumvesuviana to Sorrento

05:00 Arriving in Sorrento

05:30 Check in at Central Plaza

06:30 Grocery run

07:35 Walk to the port

07:55 Ferry to Positano

08:45 Cliff views

09:20 Arriving in Positano

10:00 Blue Bar prices

10:45 Storm rolls in

11:30 Last ferries

12:05 Uphill walk in Sorrento

12:40 Dinner at Da Peppino

14:00 Tasting notes

14:45 End of day

15:00 Morning return

16:00 Final thoughts

17:00 Credits

Opening and closing music "Ciao Ciao" by La rappresentante di lista.

Produced by Cody Maxwell.

Maps by Google Earth.

Artwork by Cody Maxwell.

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I have GPS, Google Maps, blue lines, red lines, ETA countdowns, the whole car navigation circus on my phone…and I still miss the turn. This little rant is about getting lost with directions, how phone navigation might be making me worse at reading signs, and whether paper maps and actually paying attention were secretly better.

If you’ve ever argued with your GPS, second-guessed the “fastest route,” or wondered why you still feel directionally dumb in the age of unlimited navigation apps, this one’s for you. Hit play, laugh at my bad sense of direction, and then check out more travel stories and episodes of Maxwell’s Kitchen Podcast around the site.

Opening song “Chiptune Fighter" written by SCOREWIZARDS.

All production by Cody Maxwell.

Opening graphic assets by motionstate.

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